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Song Parodies -> "Retreads Melt (Firestone Smells)"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Retreads Melt (Firestone Smells)"
Parody Written by:
wannabemustangjockey
The Lyrics
Better late than never. I've been kicking this one around since the Firestone debacle was a current event.
Dashing down the road
In your big Ford SUV,
You lose your right-front Firestone
and carom off a tree
As the airbag blows,
It flips onto its top
And slides about a quarter-mile,
Grinding to a stop
Oh,
Retreads melt
Firestone smells
Won't last the whole way
Each four sold makes a truck roll
and makes our roads unsafe (2x)
In your big Ford SUV,
You lose your right-front Firestone
and carom off a tree
As the airbag blows,
It flips onto its top
And slides about a quarter-mile,
Grinding to a stop
Oh,
Retreads melt
Firestone smells
Won't last the whole way
Each four sold makes a truck roll
and makes our roads unsafe (2x)
(c) 2005 Jay the Wannabe Mustang Jockey -- I don't just write song parodies
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Well said, 555.
Great idea and execution. 555
Man, my friends mom uses that brand, her Mercedes went off the road last night, with her in it...
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