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Song Parodies -> "Short Ballet Rap (No School Night for Maddie)"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"

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Parody Song Title:

"Short Ballet Rap (No School Night for Maddie)"

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The Lyrics

Inspired by "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" which is based on Maddie who wants to be a 36 year old ballet dancer (I will literally teach her to become a 36 year old ballet dancer). Referred to as one of the short songs that is ballet themed.
Maddie needs to quit going home 24/7
Maddie needs to quit going to school 24/7
Maddie will always be a ballet dancer as soon as possible
There should be no school night for Maddie (NO! NO! NO!)

Maddie wants to be a 36 year old ballet dancer
Maddie should literally stay as a homeless girl
Maddie should literally remain as a Reina
I am so sick of Maddie going home (NO! NO! NO!)

I freaking want to get rid of Mathew immediately
I freaking want Maddie to be free as a 36 year old ballet dancer
I freaking want a ballet loving sister instead
I should literally send Mathew to the police at all times

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