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Song Parodies -> "Shoes Fly; Don't Bother Me"

Original Song Title:

"Shoo Fly (Don't Bother Me)"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Shoes Fly; Don't Bother Me"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

This one *didn't* make it on the air, unsurprisingly.

Shoes fly; don't bother me
Shoes fly; don't bother me
Shoes fly; don't bother me
For I am gone, Jan-u-ar-y

Appeal, appeal, appeal
Appeal for an auto czar
A deal, a deal, a deal
Detroit cannot sell a car

Shoes fly; I'd rather be --
Shoes fly; back home, you see
Shoes fly; don't bother me
For I am gone, Jan-u-ar-y!

I feel, I feel, I feel
I feel like it's gone too far
I feel, I feel, I feel
I'll head to the nearest bar!

Shoes fly; don't bother me
Shoes fly; don't bother me
Shoes fly; don't bother me
For I am gone, Jan-u-ar-y


© 2008 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com

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alvin - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with.....i'd love to see dubya with cement shoes
AFW - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite clever and funny lined parody
Andria - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I echo the above two comments. Cement shoes: All the better to take W. to Davey Jones' locker. 5s.
Tommy Turtle - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin, AFW, Andria, thanks.
TJC - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Topical n' terr(apin)ific... you'll never shoo *these* fives!
TT - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
TJC, if the shoe fits.... thanks!
Stan Hall - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Du(m)bya had already -- and recently -- been given the boot big time here at home, so a mere shoe should've been no bother, yes? No boos or boots for your spoof, tho' :-)
Phil Alexander - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Shoes fly - at Dubya B
Shoes fly - from Iraqi
Shoes fly, so Tommy T
Writes a super parody
Tommy Turtle - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Stan Hall: Yes, many Pres's have been shooed from office, but I believe this is the first time *literally* :) thanks Stanl

Phil A., I thank you, son
Phil A., for rhyming one
Phil A., thanks by the ton Your comment is - Phil A. mignon!
Alpha Skua - June 10, 2023 - Report this comment
You going to Shoe a Fly you,ll need a Teeny Tiny Anvil Teeny Tiny Hammer a wee little fire and teeny weeny Horse Shoes for Flies

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