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Song Parodies -> "99 Cold Blocks Of Ice In My Bed"
Original Song Title:
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"99 Cold Blocks Of Ice In My Bed"
Parody Written by:
Jason
The Lyrics
[99 to 66]
99 cold blocks of ice in my bed, 99 cold blocks of ice
Melt one down and dry yourself, 98 cold blocks of ice
[66 to 33]
66 creepy Red Bugs in my drawers, 66 Red Bugs
Squash one now and scratch yourself, 65 Red Bugs
[33 to 1]
33 Pacholek Parodies on AmiRight, 33 Pacholek Parodies
Read one now and laugh yourself, 32 Pacholek Parodies
And no more stupid jokes at this gaffe, no stupid jokes
Go to another buck and try your luck, 99 cold blocks of ice in my bed!
99 cold blocks of ice in my bed, 99 cold blocks of ice
Melt one down and dry yourself, 98 cold blocks of ice
[66 to 33]
66 creepy Red Bugs in my drawers, 66 Red Bugs
Squash one now and scratch yourself, 65 Red Bugs
[33 to 1]
33 Pacholek Parodies on AmiRight, 33 Pacholek Parodies
Read one now and laugh yourself, 32 Pacholek Parodies
And no more stupid jokes at this gaffe, no stupid jokes
Go to another buck and try your luck, 99 cold blocks of ice in my bed!
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You really love attacking other people's parodies with your comments don't you? If you don't like the parody, no-one is forcing you to read it.
First off to JS: please go play in heavy traffic. Jason: This song is very hard to parody well, and I'm not hesitant to say this wasn't well done. Whether or not you realize it, you are becoming more well-known here. A parody like this one will not do you any favors: the lack of comments and votes here proves my point. I know you can do better, much better. No vote. Keep writing though...
Thanks Red Ant! I know this is not one of my better efforts, but its nice to know im getting a bit more well-known here.
Not one of you're better efforts. Correct.
As far as I know, the author name "A Room Full Of Monkeys" is the 'dumping ground' for those who don't want to use their real author name. So who is in the monkey room now? Spaff.com? Stuart McArthur? Mr 1s? Fitu Petaia?
This could have been alot better. This piece of sh** is more repetative than Philip Glass.
A Room Full Of Monkeys is not a dumping ground. It's for parodies that, for one reason or another, individual (or group effort) authors do not want under their name.
God knows why I wrote this. I was very drunk at the time and when i came home to check my emails I just somehow ended up doing this. Never mind though. The comments I left were after I sobered up!
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