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Song Parodies -> "12 Trips To The Car Mechanic"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"12 Trips To The Car Mechanic"

Parody Written by:

Jason

The Lyrics

On my first car's road service Mechanic fixed for me
A radiator leak.


On my second car's road service Mechanic fixed for me
2 Air Filters
And a radiator leak.


On my third car's road service Mechanic fixed for me
3 Spark Plugs
2 Air Filters
And a radiator leak.


On my third car's road service Mechanic fixed for me
4 Slipping Belts
3 Spark Plugs
2 Air Filters
And a radiator leak.

On my fifth car's road service Mechanic fixed for me
BLOWN HEAD GASKET!
4 Slipping Belts
3 Spark Plugs
2 Air filters
And a radiator leak.

On my sixth cars road service Mechanic fixed for me
6 Buckled Camshafts
BLOWN HEAD GASKET!
3 Spark Plugs
2 Air Filters
And a radiator leak.

On my seventh car's road service Mechanic fixed for me
7 Gearbox Mountings
6 Buckled Camshafts
BLOWN HEAD GASKET!
4 Slipping Belts
3 Spark Plugs
2 Air Filters
And a radiator leak.

on my eighth car's road service Mechanic fixed for me
8 Shock Absorbers
7 Gearbox Mountings
6 Buckled Camshafts
BLOWN HEAD GASKET!
4 Slipping Belts
3 Spark Plugs
2 Air Filters
And a radiator leak.

On my ninth car's road service Mechanic fixed for me
9 messed-up wipers
8 Shock Absorbers
7 Gearbox Mountings
6 Buckled Camshafts
BLOWN HEAD GASKET!
4 Slipping Belts
3 Spark Plugs
2 Air Filters
And a radiator leak.

On my tenth car's road service Mechanic fixed for me
10 smashed-up bumpers
9 messed-up wipers
8 Shock Absorbers
7 Gearbox Mountings
6 Buckled Camshafts
BLOWN HEAD GASKET!
4 Slipping Belts
3 Spark Plugs
2 Air Filters
And a radiator leak.

On my eleventh car's road service Mechanic fixed for me
11 relay fuses
10 smashed-up bumpers
9 messed-up wipers
8 Shock Absorbers
7 Gearbox Mountings
6 Buckled Camshafts
BLOWN HEAD GASKET!
4 Slipping Belts
3 Spark Plugs
And a radiator leak.

On my twelfth car's road service Mechanic fixed for me
12 missing wheel nuts
11 relay fuses
10 smashed-up bumpers
9 messed-up wipers
8 Shock Absorbers
7 Gearbox Mountings
6 Buckled Camshafts
BLOWN HEAD GASKET!
4 Slipping Belts
3 Spark Plugs
And a radiator leak
2 Air Filters
And this cars a bloomin' wreck!.

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Jonathan S. - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Short but VERY sweet. Here's $555 worth of insurance! Nice one with that "Car's a bloomin' wreck" line! Keep up the good work!
Kristof Robertson - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
The first point I want to make, Jase, is this: IMHO, it's pretty damn hard to write a funny "12 days" parody: I wouldn't even attempt it myself. You did a decent job here, but that leads me to my second point: "12 days" is SO repetitive, you've really got to vary each chorus (not just add the extra line) to make it work...which is a bloody big job, and one of the reasons I'd never try it. So kudos and an extra point for at least having a go 544
Ann Hammond - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Jason - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Jonathan, Kristof and Ann.
Dylan Baranski - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Jason, great parody! 5s for you! Sorry I didn't check it out earlier, I was on vacation to France & Italy with my mom. It was a great vacation, though. Please visit sometime! btw Kristof: Regarding the '12 days' parody thing, I seem to have done a good job with my parody '12 Guns of Christmas'. Check it out at: www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional1272.shtml
Jason - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you Dylan! Welcome back to AmIRight!
Jeff - September 19, 2019 - Report this comment
It's not a song it's a poem there's no music. Thanks anyway

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