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Song Parodies -> "Tokusou Blessranger"

Original Song Title:

"Away in a Manger"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Tokusou Blessranger"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Ever wonder what's behind a nick? Did a little research on this one, and found that, as Calvin once said to Hobbes, "There's treasure everywhere". OS lyrics here. Very pretty MIDI here.
Tokusou Blessranger,
Quite meaningful name
1200 submissions
To parody game

A "Sentai": a regi--
--ment (Japanese source)
Imperial Army
Or wing of Air Force

"Tokusatsu" : "special --
-- Effects" for sci-fi
Godzilla sacks Toky--
--o; Watch thousands die

The English translation
of "Super Sentai":
The Rangers of Power
Defeating bad guy

Tokusou Sentai De--
--karanger ('05): [1]
The "Space Patrol Delta" --
Galactic peace, strive

In movies or TV
Watch Gamera fly
"A jet-propelled Turtle?"
Says Tommy, "That's I!" [2]

[1] The Japanese "Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger" became the 2005 "Power Rangers: S. P. D."

[2] Gamera, as described on Tommy's home page, is the 200-ft- (~60m) -tall rocket-propelled flying turtle who, like Godzilla, trashes Tokyo, but then later becomes a friend to all children and saves two boys from evil alien women who want to eat their brains. See Tommy's bio - or, better yet, rent the DVDs. They're "must-see TV". Who would have ever thought that TSB and Tommy were related through the "tokusatsu" genre hero Gamera?

"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger" name and songs © Tokusou Sentai Blessranger. "Calvin", "Hobbes", and "There's Treasure Everywhere" © Bill Watterson and Universal Press Syndicate. All else © 2007 Tommy Turtle.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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alvin rhodes - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
John Barry - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the illumination of the inscrutable.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
You had me reign supreme! 5s
daniel - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
the parody was crap the author it was based from is crap 2!!!!!!!! (that meens u tsb!!!!!) 111!!!!!
Yoidy - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for your enlightenment!
George Hamlinton IV - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, good parody. Tokusou Sentai Blessranger is a complete waste of space.
AFW - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Fives in a manger
What? - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't get it. . .I guess if TSB isn't offended, I think you said something about Tommy Turtle too.. .I apologize I just didn't get the parody it seemed very. . .uh. . .random
Tommy Turtle - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes, thanks... John Barry, thanks, and you're welcome... Tokusou Sentai Blessranger, thanks... daniel, thanks... Yoidy, thanks, and you're welcome... George Hamilton IV, thanks... AFW, thanks... What?, sorry it wasn't clear; it's an explanation of the derivation of the name "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger", from the Japanese words, movies, and TV series. The blue links provide more info... and, uh, I'm Tommy Turtle. Thanks for reading and commenting.
Peregrin - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
5's for it's incredible bizarre-ness, besides the rest :)
Agrimorfee - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
TT, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only person here who appreciates TSB's art.
TT - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Peregrin, thanks... Agrimorfee, thanks.
SirensInMyHead - December 23, 2019 - Report this comment
Hey, Blessranger... made a song about you, check it out

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