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Song Parodies -> "Old Lays Mined"
Original Song Title:
"Auld Lang Syne"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Old Lays Mined"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
Different opinion from AFW's spin.
Should old ex-girlfriends be forgot
And never once more mined?
Especi'lly if they're really hot
Heck - do them one more time!
For old lays: fine, my friend
In old ways, grind
We'll drink a toast, and later, boast
Of old lays mined
Should old ex-girlfriends be forgot
And never re-entwined?
"Forget-me-not", take one more shot
With old lays, bind
From old days, find a friend
In old haze, wined
We'll snatch a snack while in the rack
Go! -- Old lays, find!
And never once more mined?
Especi'lly if they're really hot
Heck - do them one more time!
For old lays: fine, my friend
In old ways, grind
We'll drink a toast, and later, boast
Of old lays mined
Should old ex-girlfriends be forgot
And never re-entwined?
"Forget-me-not", take one more shot
With old lays, bind
From old days, find a friend
In old haze, wined
We'll snatch a snack while in the rack
Go! -- Old lays, find!
Happy New Year to all. © 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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TT--I'm going to say the same thing to you that I did to AFW, do you have any reference to this one. . .it kind of surprises me because TWO people did this song today, and I've NEVER heard of it. . .I like your work, and in fact I like Red Ant and AFW's work too--but I don't know any of the three of your's work today. . .
I was going to take your advice, TT, but my wife caught me.
brought a tear to my eye
Appreciate the advertising....and you've penned a great version, here.....Titillating title...and this should be every playboy rogue's resolution....but, at my age I just keep the old one....800 x 600
Tommy Turtle, welcome back from wherever you were hibernating!!! Here's a congratulatory 555 to bring you back into the fore.
Below Average Dave, I know there's a generation gap here, but have you never been to a New Year's Eve party where the OS was sung, or watched the ball drop in Times Square, whereupon everyone sings the OS? Anyway, it was attributed to Robert Burns, who lived in the late 1700s, which is not only before my time, it's even before Airfarcewon's time. The roots of the song are said to be several hundred years older than Burns' version. Details and lyrics here : ht*tp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_lang_syne. Thanks for votes and comments. Rex, thanks, sorry to hear it.... alvin, thanks... AFW, thanks -- nice pun as always :)
Agrimorfee, thanks... the story of my absence is at (don't know how to do this without plugging) ht*tp://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therollingstones118.shtml; I'm gonna try to visit here occasionally without falling off the wagon completely.
Agrimorfee, thanks... the story of my absence is at (don't know how to do this without plugging) ht*tp://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/therollingstones118.shtml; I'm gonna try to visit here occasionally without falling off the wagon completely.
Ok, found it, although I've never watched the Ball Drop--I've seen it in commercials, but since turning an adult I've worked every year on New Years (this year will be the first exception) and as a kid, I was always at kid's New Years parties, and we didn't really watch the balls drop.555
Below Average Dave, thanks for the votes. Enjoy your New Year's Eve off, and don't let your balls drop.
Heh heh, there's a salty joke about potato chips in there somewhere ...
And count on Johnny D to find it! Thanks, JD.
Ah, a well-mannered parody. You never hit on other peoples' (50% chance that apostrophe is in the wrong place) girfriends. Instead, you "Mine your own business!" Quite a fitting end, too: good girlfriends are like Lays chips; nobody can eat just one. 5s.
Red Ant: "Mine your own business!" - LOL! :) And, since you were of course referring to the several different peoples on the planet (white people, Asian people, African people, etc.), the possessive apostrophe after the plural "s" of "Peoples" is perfect :) Thanks for VC.
A toast to TT!
And a Pretty Merry Salute to PMS!
ha, loved "re-entwined" especially TT - 555
Stuart McArthur, thanks, and a New Year Beer to you!
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