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Song Parodies -> "That's Mark Scotti"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That's Mark Scotti"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Sorry to have missed this talented writer's debut and early songs. Many variations of OS -- parody followed this YouTube video (very nice sing-along) and these close OS lyrics (difference mostly in echo lines etc.)

(At AmIRight, where humor's king
(When Fives they hurl, here's what they sing)

When the pirates eat keels thanks to sharp Navy SEALs
That's Mark Scotti
When he tries on your thong, but it won't hold his schlong,
That's Mark Scotti
He'll contrive; Five-a-Five-a-Five, no jive -- voters thrive
Sakes alive! - I can tell-a....
Skilled word-play; Winslet nude: Hooray! What a fine display!
Kate? Okay! Curvy swell-a!

Anal pain in your haunch like a Space Shuttle launch?
That's Mark Scotti
Got a "seminal" need 'cause of eight babes to feed?
Welfare, love!
When a song makes you drool for a bowl full of gruel: Haggis-Dazs, say?
Used the wrong parts of sheep!
They're for (bleep)-ing, says creep!
Lover, blasé!

When your gal's stuck on you like tattoo on wazoo
That's Mark Scotti
(That's Mark Scotti)
When those rock-'n-roll jerks quickly quake; quite queer quirks
That's Mark Scotti
(That's Mark Scotti)
Kenne-dy: New York senate, she; must be legacy
Hillary's Cinderella?
(Uncle Ted: "Seat-a sell-a!)
Nailed OJ! What a happy day! Lengthy prison stay
Jury say: "Guilty, fella!"
Go to Hell-a!

When you're awf'lly annoyed: boss like bad hemorrhoid
That's Mark Scotti
(That's Mark Scotti)
When your gal's monstrous hips bring on truss-span-dex rips [1] [2]
Fits like glove?
Disagree with TT? Mark might see and think he's rather snotty
If you scream at my theme, blow off steam! Go and "ream me up, Scotti!"
(Quite dotty)

[1] Do *not* repeat the author's mistake of attempting any research on the term "spandex". You're liable to end up at, a site full of beautiful models in disgustingly skin-tight and skimpy swimwear.

[2] Sorta double-pun there: "truss span" is a component of a type of bridge , as well as "truss" as relates to human usage + "spandex".

Mark, this is one reason I haven't commented on some of your songs -- takes away the "element of surprise" heh heh. Just ask PMS, Adagio, Kristof Robertson, TJC, and numerous other deserving tribuTTees.

Haagen-Dasz ® HDIP, Inc. All Mark Scotti songs linked, excerpted, or referenced © Mark Scotti. All else © 2009 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail:

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 10

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 5   8

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Mark Scotti - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I am stunned and in technological glory!!! Thank you soooo much for the recognition, TT!!!! You deserve the same(actually, more...)
alvin - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
nice tribute to someone i always check out cause his stuff rocks
Spandex Ballet - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Fantastically well written n' fabulously funny tribute to a wonderfully talented author! (they're both totally deserving of all the marvelous Liberachi superlatives I can hurl!)
Jim Rotondo - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Mighty outstanding tribute! Thought it was gonna be a Classic Roast! Do you guys have yearly conventions?
John Barry - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice tribute to a fine writer. And your research skills are formidable.
Christie Marie M - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Am I ever so glad that someone wrote a parody tribute about Mark Scotti! Now that's Amore! Seems like yesterday that he was a newcomer to AmIRight. I hereby give a toast to Mark Scotti (one of the parodists I had idolized) and Tommy Turtle (author for this tribute) for this lovely song! 555.
Andy Primus - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Great tribute - especially liked the 'ream' line at the end
Tommy Turtle - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark Scotti: Well-deserved, as alvin said. Also probably the second-fewest songs written to have received a TTribuTTe. (I think PMS holds the record, and also with good reason.) Will drop a few comments at the other, not-yet-commented songs, when time allows. Glad you enjoyed!

alvin: agreed. thanks for v/c, alvin.

Spandex Ballet: Gee, thanks for putting Mark and me in the same boat as Liberace! (j/k) ... oh wait, I get it... you were "stretching", Spandex! ....thanks for superlatives and v/c.

Jim Rotondo: IIRC, a convention was discussed a couple of years back. Don't remember if it happened. "Attack" parodies aren't allowed, although a certain amount of friendly facetiousness fits... just ask tributee/victim Stuart McArthur mwahahahaha! .... Thanks for v/c, Jim.

John Barry: thanks. And as for the research, it's a dirty, rotten job.... thanks for v/c, John.

Christie Marie M: Thanks -- see comment to Mark re: "seems like yesterday". One of the n00biest to be chosen for the honor (? lol). Thanks for v/c, CMM.

Andy Primus: Thanks.... and thanks for catching that line - it was the author's fave as well. Thanks for v/c, Andy.
Below Average Dave - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice tribute to an up and coming parodist TT. . .5s
TT - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave, thanks.
Attention 111 Voters - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Please point out the pacing errors that were so numerous and severe as to get a 1 on Pacing, as compared to the source video linked. Otherwise, would assume that you're just jealous and resentful at not getting a tribute yourselves, or that Mark did. But you're right - Unabombing someone's else tribute is the best way to earn one for yourself! Good thinking, alleged people! -- Tommy Turtle
TJC - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Ha! Your uni-entendre (heh) comeback to 111 was classic!

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