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Song Parodies -> "Lipstick On Your Zipper"

Original Song Title:

"Lipstick On Your Collar"

Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:

"Lipstick On Your Zipper"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

When you left me all alone
Naked in our bed
Told me you were going out
For a loaf of bread

You walked out with lots of dough
Twenty bucks or more
You came back, grin all aglow
Were you with a whore?

Lipstick on your zipper
Said it wasn't bread
Lipstick on your zipper
Said you're gettin' head

Bust you in the lipper
Dude, you are so dead
'Cause lipstick on your zipper
Turned your pants to red, yeah

(Interlude: blow on the instrument)

You said it belonged to me
Asked me for a truce
And then I noticed yours was green
Mine was purple puce

Who walked in but our gay friend?
Next door neighbor, Bru- -uce
Lipstick, green from end to end
Gave your butt a goose

Lipstick on your zipper
Told me you were bi
Lipstick on your zipper
Blew away your lie

Gilligan and Skipper
No more can deny
'Cause lipstick on your zipper
Said it was a guy

Said it was a guy, boys
Said it was a guy, girls
Said it was a guy, yeah

© 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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 5   12

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Michael Pacholek - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Gives a whole new meaning to "Who's Sorry Now"! You're lucky this wasn't transferred to WhatFreaks.
alvin rhodes - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
whoa...that song took an unexpected left turn
Tommy Calling Dee Range - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Dee Range, if you see this, please see continuation of our thread yesterday @ "Dee Range, Well..." (btw, "well" was a private punny wish for PB).
John Barry - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Stephen Harrington - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, dude, LOL. The midi is one of the easiest I've ever read a parody too.
Peter Andersson a.k.a - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
What next, stand bi your man?
Adagio - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny, gets the point(?) across without being too gross.

(Interlude: blow on the instrument) eh...what?
AFW - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm, red on the zipper..gotta' get the red out...isn't there a visine for that?........................flyin' fives
PMS - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
This tune really blows... me away! LOL
Jan - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Laughed all the way through. 3X5!!!
TT - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek, thanks... alvin rhodes, thanks.... John Barry, thanks; looking forward to your "V-a-c-a-t-i-o-n parody... Stephen Harrington, thanks; glad the Midi helped, and thanks for taking the time to play it and read a DK parody... Peter Andersson a.k.a. LOL!!! Good idea.... looking forward to your bi parody, K1.... Adagio, thanks... uh, interlude refers to an instrumental by a flute player.... AFW, thanks... PMS, rflmao! thanks... :) Jan, thanks!
Dee Range - April 25, 2006 - Report this comment
High 5's, although you beat me to this by a couple of days. I had just started LIPSTICK ON YOUR PECKER.....oh well, it wouldn't be this good anyway. This really!
TT - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
DEE RANGE, see third comment above, and thanks.
Red Ant - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I see the better puns are taken, so I guess by commenting late I'm caught with my pants down! Okay, given the context of this parody, that didn't quite come out right.... Excellent work here TT. 5s.
Adagio - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
TT - u never get what I'm talking about. I know what it was SUPPOSED to be. > :(
TT - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Adagio, my therapist says I should work on my communications skills.... but I don't pay any attention to her.

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