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Song Parodies ->Authors -> White Mystery

The story of White Mystery is a long drawn out history enshrowded in...well, mystery. It began as a fantasy rock band formed by lyricist Gary "The G" Owen and named after his favorite flavor of Airheads candy back in the seventh grade. A couple Weird Al fans anticipating a new album can go a long way. The G gathered a mixed group of friends to form our fantasy band all sparked by a couple parodies the G and his good friend "Evil Weasle" wrote in a boring Biology class - "Fast Food Jeopardy" of "Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears and "Livin' La Vida Hobo" of Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca". The G has begun his new career as a parody author at and various other internet websites (namely thanks to the fact his "band" can't play instruments. We really live up to the fantasy thing, huh? The G is now a high school kid with no life outside of the internet besides MUDs and internet writing things like this, but is that neccessarily a bad thing?

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
WookieNookieLimp Bizkit2002-12-30
The Arab TouchThe Bad TouchBloodhound Gang2002-12-30
Food CriminalSmooth CriminalAlien Ant Farm2002-12-30
The Real Bugs BunnyThe Real Slim ShadyEminem2002-12-30
Diary of a BatmanDiary of a MadmanOzzy Osborne2003-01-06
Beer and FaygoGin and JuiceSnoop Dogg2003-01-06
The Job SongThe Fight SongMarilyn Manson2003-01-06
Addicted to SubsAddicted to LoveRobert Palmer2003-01-24
Hot FajitaHot For TeacherVan Halen2003-01-24
Piggy Huntin' (Vice City)Chicken Huntin'Insane Clown Posse2003-01-24
Fire Bag of PooFire Water BurnBloodhound Gang2003-01-24
Aliens Are Pissed (Signs)Aliens ExistBlink 1822003-01-27
Pretty Live (For a Dead Guy) [Idle Hands]Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)The Offspring2003-02-05
Points of Authori-TAHPoints of AuthorityLinkin Park2003-02-06
Chosen One [Kung Pow!]Closing TimeSemisonic2003-02-10
Herbal ShampooApple ShampooBlink 1822003-02-13
Ballad of Steven the Dell KidBallad of Peter PumpkinheadXtc2003-02-17
Bolognian RhapsodyBohemian RhapsodyQueen2003-02-26
Internet Love SongInterstate Love SongStone Temple Pilots2003-02-26
My LaneMy WayLimp Bizkit2003-02-26
Paper ClipPapercutLinkin Park2003-02-26
The Talk ShowThe Dope ShowMarilyn Manson2003-03-03
The Moonwalker MedleyVarious SongsMichael Jackson2003-03-10
Mountain DewI'm With YouAvril Lavigne2003-03-17
BurritoIgnitionR. Kelly2003-04-01
Weird AlDioTenacious D2003-04-28
Girl All The Old Guys WantGirl All The Bad Guys WantBowling For Soup2003-04-28
Pinto Driving Skater BumVolvo Driving Soccer MomEverclear2003-04-28
Fake BoobsShe's Gonna Break SoonLess Than Jake2003-09-22
Crazy SleighCrazy TrainOzzy Osbourne2003-11-19
Enter SantaEnter SandmanMetallica2003-11-19