PINKY
Gee, Brain, what do you want to do today?
THE BRAIN
The same thing we do everyday, Pinky. Come into Lori's locked bedroom and then try to take over the world

The situation's changed
For Pinky and the Brain
No laboratory
Alone in the rain.
And someone's looking 'round
For where they might be found
It's stinky
For Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain.

Trapped inside a store
A boy ran in the door
He bought a discount video game
But ended up with more.

Now Pinky and the Brain
Share a new domain
It's what the network wants
Why bother to complain? The Earth remains a goal
Some things they can't control
They're Pinky
Lori and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain: I deeply resent this.
(Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain)
Pinky: Troz! (laugh)
Lori: There's only one rule in this house: Stay out of my bedroom! If I catch these laboratory mice in here again, I will literally turn them into human pretzels!