They eye me like a plushy when I am meat
I've been writing lots of cute weird songs all this week
I've been lured into this Odie drool dot lap
I wish they would cook this dragon when I come back

Sort, mort
I'll write a new report
forever in plan to my mindless device
bare, care
I'll make a new repair
forever in plan to my loveless device
say, bay
I'll show an old replay
forever in plan to my fartless device...
my device...

Bug-killing Orkins forget no doll lust bets
throw myself in anjou pear and Lita's breast
token diamond of my Linus, you got tacks
write down this untypical news so we can rhyme like yaks

Tub, sub
I'll burn a blue of club
forever in set to our wonder delight
mate, late
I'll cook a blue debate
forever in set to our ponder delight
tall, ball
I'll slay a red of fall
forever in set to out yonder delight...
our delight...

(Solo, plays while *the rest is censored by the FCC*)

They pet me like a bunny when I am dry
I've been writing lots of cute weird songs for this site
I've been drawn into this Buffy's Preg-nant track*
I would like to hear the whole song but I won't ask*

Noid, void
I'll date a girl android
forever entranced by her soothing entice
light, might
I'll kiss a girl tonight
forever entranced by her charming entice
swirl, whirl
I'll wed a cute cat-girl**
forever entranced by her loving entice...
her entice...
her entice...
her entice...