Song Parodies -> "Maella Abbey Ballad(DQ8 parody)"

Original Song Title:

"Aneurysm"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Maella Abbey Ballad(DQ8 parody)"

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The Lyrics

Goes to the version of the OS from Incesticide. Based on an early part of the story from Dragon Quest 8. In paranthesis are description of the events, but it isn't really spoiler heavy.

(Intro music plays, Angelo tells the hero and his crew to go to the ruined abbey, which is a secret passage to the Abbot Francisco's home. Once inside they find a treasure chest and open it. Yangus: COR BLIMEY! It's a Cannibox!)

Lure it over and kill it quick
oh.... yea....
Monster Mash* it and watch it quit
oh.... yea....
hate it so much, I'll poop on it
oh.... yea....
oh, lure it over and kill it quick
oh.... yea....

Kill the Cannibox
kill it, kill it
kill the Cannibox
kill it, kill it
kill the Cannibox
kill it, kill it
kill the Cannibox
kill it, kill it
kill the Cannibox
kill it, kill it
kill the Cannibox
kill it, kill it
kill the Cannibox
kill it, kill it
kill the Cannibox...

(They kill the Cannibox and then encounter some Metal Slimes. Jessica: Don't let them get away, they're worth alot of experience!)

C'mon on over and kill 'em quick
oh.... yea....
Metal Slash* 'em and make 'em quit
oh.... yea....
want 'em so much, it's make me swift**
oh.... yea....
oh, c'mon over and swing your shit***
oh.... yea....

Kill the Metal Slimes
kill 'em, kill 'em
kill the Metal Slimes
kill 'em, kill 'em
kill the Metal Slimes
kill 'em, kill 'em
kill the Metal Slimes
kill 'em, kill 'em
kill the Metal Slimes
kill 'em, kill 'em
kill the Metal Slimes
kill 'em, kill 'em
kill the Metal Slimes
kill 'em, kill 'em
kill the Metal Slimes...

(Now they encounter a boss called a Tortured Soul)

Ahhh..........
ahhh................
ahhh....................
ahhh.........................

Aaahhhh...........................

We'll keep a-running straight to the boss
we'll keep a-running straight to the boss
we'll keep a-running straight to the boss
we'll keep a-running straight to the boss
we'll keep a-fightin' straight to the top
we'll keep a-fightin' straight to the top
we'll keep a-fightin' straight to the top
we'll keep a-fightin' straight to the top.......

(They make it through the ruined abbey)

Cannibox is a Mimic monster(a monster that looks like a treasure chest, generally). *Monster Mash(er) and Metal Slash are two techniques in the game, the second one is good against Metal monsters. **This lyric just refers to my eagerness to kill the Metal Slimes. ***The "Sh*t" lyric is just used as slang for their weapons. Yangus and Jessica don't actually say those things in the game, I just put the in for effect(Yangus does say "Cor Blimey" though, but not in context to Mimic monsters).

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