Song Parodies -> "Step-chan's Beeswax"

Original Song Title:

"Beeswax"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Step-chan's Beeswax"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is what the song would probably look like if I wrote it instead of Kurt....

I am speaking out for a Winky
not on a Pidgey, but I can try for a lunch
bruising a Ginyu on a beehole
like Nene can do pay, yay, yay, had (a) right way punch!

I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee

Gentle Ai bosom
bouncing and jumping when her walk goes just right
Maki and Trunks or Polyester*
Hightower jumps you and the Grape Ape
Karen had prech-n-mac**

I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee

I ate a pie....
I wrote a song too silly to play
don't rust the swords....
I gotta, yay, yay, kiss a loving mate!

I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee

Jessica and Yangus related diddly
metal slime consultated in guise of Lot 'n Mandy
trimming town dream el pancho populate
reading a Mao*** ram merger in fall
Ranpha has bought me loli-idol
Yuri's cheer demands me of no one
plush doll away afford a bar soap
Yomi surreal, Cutie, Tomo, Chiyo read a nice set of puns!....

I got a jubilee say
I got metaly
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say....

Go....
I gotta be around Forte
you hear her call....
I got a hen-tai, will you laugh then?....

I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee say
I got a jubilee

*Polyester is a character from "Samurai Pizza Cats". **Of course "mac" is short for "macaroni". ***Mao is a one syllable name(rhymes with "wow").

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Stephen aka Step-chan - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Has anyone else noticed the links at the tops of their parodies? I have a few character names from Azumanga Daioh in this parody and it's showing a link for the Azumanga Daioh DVDs, of course it's also showing Nirvana links too. I don't know why there's a Blond Joke link.

Red Ant - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, I didn't get some of this but it's better than TOS and anime bosoms are always welcome. Great pacing too.

Huff - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment

I have never heard the origional, but oh well 555 because it was funny.

Stephen aka Step-chan - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, Red Ant and Huff. I made this one pretty inane(like the original lyrics) and watched my pacing more closely, which is why it has no real errors in it pacing wise. I remember the one you posted on our thread(where you used words that rhymed, I decided to use a theme where I could pretty much make it as random as I wanted, thus improving the overall pacing).

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