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Song Parodies -> "Unfiltered Site"

Original Song Title:

"Negative Creep"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Unfiltered Site"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

Based on something that actually happened to me one time, I was doing a search for something(I don't remember what it was, however) and clicked on a site that happened to be X-rated. The site wasn't even filtered(I use internet services at the library).
Do a search on the web
do a search on the web
do a search on the web, go!
type in rom hack reviews
type in rom hack reviews
type in rom hack reviews, whoa!
it's an X-rated site
it's an X-rated site
it's an X-rated site, now I know!
it's an unfiltered site
it's an unfiltered site
it's an unfiltered site, ooohhh.....

Why does it freeze when I try to get out
why does it freeze when I try to get out
why does it freeze when I try to get out
why does it freeze when I try to get out
why does it freeze when I try to get out
why does it freeze when I try to get out

Now my heart starts to race
now my heart starts to race
now my heart starts to race, and it shows!
I don't want them to see
I don't want them to see
I don't want them to see, losin' control!
it's an X-rated site
it's an X-rated site
it's an X-rated site, and it's low
it's an unfiltered site
it's an unfiltered site
it's an unfiltered site, ooohhh.....

Don't let them see while I try to get out
don't let them see while I try to get out
don't let them see while I try to get out
don't let them see while I try to get out
don't let them see while I try to get out
don't let them see while I try to.. aaahhh!!!

Why does it freeze when I try to get out
don't let them see while I try to get out
why does it freeze when I try to get out
don't let them see while I try to get out
why does it freeze when I try to get out
don't let them see while I try to get out
why does it freeze when I try to get out
don't let them see while I try to get out
why does it freeze when I try to get out
don't let them see while I try to get out
why does it freeze when I try to get out
don't let them see while I try to get out

(continue until it fades)
Comments please..... =)

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Red Ant - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
This is funny Step-chan. I guess whatfreaks does not get filtered.
Stephen aka Step-chan - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Nope, it doesn't. Not even at the libraries I've been to. Other wise I wouldn't have submitted 7 parodies there. I can't even remember what I was searching when that happened(I wasn't even paying attention) until after I went in the site., then it was panic time once I seen it(don't need to get in trouble for that sort of thing), when I went to leave the site, it took it's time getting out(kinda like it froze or something, the cursor changed into an hour-glass on the screen). Thanks for the vote and comment. =)
Dominic L. - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Out of curiosity, do you have a home computer? Because it seems you always use a library computer.
Stephen aka Step-chan - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't have a home computer, I wish I did(I wouldn't worry about accidents like this).
Stephen Harrington - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I have one now, but still need to get internet.

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