Song Parodies -> "Ai, Mai and Mii"

Original Song Title:

"Blandest"

Original Performer:

"Ai, Mai and Mii"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This one is based off of the anime series Popotan, I also poke a little fun at myself in the chorus. This parody has a big fixation with Ai.

Ai's so bosomy
she's so bouncey
Ai's so bosomy, so warm
Ai's so bosomy
oh so fluffy
like a pillow, so warm

HEY!!!

I must sound perverted for the lyrics which I have just sung
I need to get out more often and soak up the sun
I must sound perverted for the lyrics which I have just sung
I need to get out more often and soak up the sun...
sun... sun... sun...

Mai's so passionate
she's so intense
Mai's so passionate, oh yeah
Mii's affectionate
she's so quirky
she likes soft things, oh yeah

HEY!!!

I must sound so silly for the lyrics which I have just sung
I need to get out more often and soak up the sun
I must sound so silly for the lyrics which I have just sung
I need to get out more often and soak up the sun...
sun...... sun... sun...

Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Aiiiiiiiiii......

Ai's so bosomy
she's so bouncey
Ai's so bosomy, so warm
Ai's so bosomy
oh so fluffy
like a pillow, so warm

HEY!!!

I must sound perverted for the lyrics which I have just sung
I need to get out more often and soak up the sun
I must sound perverted for the lyrics which I have just sung
I need to get out more often and soak up the sun...
sun...... sun... sun...

Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Aiiiiiiiiii......
Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Aiiiiiiiiii......

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Red Ant - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS ( yet AGAIN ), but you know your Nirvana better than I know my AIC ( boy, that was hard to say ). So 555 as it looks funny ( and nasty too ).

Red Ant - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment

I retract that statement. Stephen, would you like to have a friendly contest between who-knows-which group better? If so, you can pick a Nirvana song for me to parody, and I will pick an Alice in Chains song for you to parody. Would be interesting nonetheless. :)

Kim West - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment

This song of yours can be most representative of quite a few anime. The Japanese have made breasts into an art form (sorry couldn't resit). Breasts that jiggle, bounce, huge, pillow-soft, and somehow defy gravity are now common place. Your song is funny and brings back a scene in my mind from an OVA called "Gunbusters." During the opening sequence this girl comes walking into the foreground, and her breasts, well, they bounced and jiggled like they had a life of their own. I think from that point on I began noticing the unusual properties that anime women have with regards to their bosoms. Wonderful song you have here. 555 ^-^

Stephen aka Step-chan - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments, Red Ant and Kim West! When I was toying around with the idea for this song, I thought of Popotan for some reason. I also thought of the chorus on the spur of the moment when I was improvising it. It's true that the parody can represent all kinds of anime, since there is a fixation with bosoms in general(I just targeted a certain show in this case). Red Ant, I like the idea of us doing picking a song for each other to parody, so let me know when you want to. Also, thanks for the votes!!!

Stephen aka Step-chan - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Red Ant, if you thought that one was nasty, you should read some of my whatfreaks parody submissions. Those put this one to shame in terms of perversity.

Red Ant ( AIC ) to Stephen ( Nirvana ) - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Okay, we'll do it. Several rules though. 1: No bootlegs/unreleased music. 2. Cannot be a song that either of us has parodied before ( I have about 15 or so AIC parodies ). 3. Nothing " impossible " ( there are several AIC songs that even I will probably won't parody ). 4. It has to be in English ( because I suck at all foreign languages and are not to good in English either ). 5. Must be atleast 2 picks to choose from ( I'll select 2+ AIC songs, you pick 2+ Nirvana songs ). 6. If we don't have that CD, downloaded lyrics are fine, just make sure we stipulate you/I used them making the parody. 7. We'll have a month to post them, and try to get them in on the same date. NOW, if you find all of those rules too restraining, screw em. ( and if they are posted on the same date, perhaps a subtitle/parody name to the tune of " Batlle of Nirvana vs AIC " or " Stephen vs Red Ant "). PS- I have this page in my favorites, so the ball is in your court. :)

Red Ant - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Or, we could pick another grunge band like Pearl Jam or STP and both do a parody on the same OS ( I like the first idea better ).

Red Ant - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Just saw you an the Author page. Jeez, that rules out 19 Nirvana picks. I haven't heard many of them, so most of my picks will be Nevermind+ picks. We could also pick a non- AIC/Nirvana song to do like Pearl Jam or Stone Temple Pilots ( do the same song ).

Stephen aka Step-chan - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Understood, I'll start a thread on the parody lyrics message board if you haven't already. I do have a few questions which I will post on there just so things are clear.

Stephen aka Step-chan - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

I posted a thread in the song parody section in the message board, the one I go to the most(where they have the warning new parodies to come thread).

Red Ant - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah, I saw it and responded. Also for some brain food, look down some further about the " puzzles/trivia section " for my quiz.

Stephen Aka Step-chan - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment

Will do.

Stephen aka Step-chan - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment

I left the choices for you. I also answer two of the questions on your quiz(you might be surprised by my second answer, if I got it right).

Stephen aka Step-chan - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment

I forgot to add the "Oooohhh" part at the beginning.

DJ Blaze - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment

I sometimes have a tendency to develop a crush on an anime/game character, and this is da bomb! 555, and just so you know, I have a huge crush on BeForU's ex-member Risa Sotohana. Look up some pics of her and see what I mean, if you don't mind.

Stephen Harrington - October 25, 2009 - Report this comment

I know that feeling. I'll check up on Risa sometime.

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