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Song Parodies -> "Find Me A Cat-girl"
Original Song Title:
"Buy Me A Condo"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"Find Me A Cat-girl"
Parody Written by:
Stephen Harrington
The Lyrics
The original lyrics,(99% complete) are here. The title was originally what the theme was about, but I eventually decided to use a general anime theme to give it more flexiblity. This parody is about a budding anime fan.
(Intro)
Oh!
Gonna find me a cat-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto*
maybe get me one of Sakura
I gonna find me a cat-girl
show her love and get a-long
gonna get me a geisha
sing a pretty little song
Wo..o..oh, want to go to Kyoto
yeah, it is a place of lore
want to see a culture
the type I never knew before
for now, I'm just a lonely otaku
(ah..a..a..a..a..ah
living in this American place
a..a..a..a..ah)
gonna sell me Foo Fighter records**
gonna get me some Dir En Grey
I gonna find me a sheep-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto
maybe get me one of Sakura
eh, I gonna find me a sheep-girl
hold her close and get a-long
(a..a..a..ah)
gonna get me a geisha
sing a sexy little song
Wo..oh, gonna find me a fan site
post away of the Ranma***
I'll have an anime party
maybe go to a fan-con
(a..a..a..a..ah)
I'll get a box of pocky sticks
and a Dragon Ball card game too
(a..a..a..ah)
then I'll have the fan club over
for a hentai rondezvous
Gonna find me a fox-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto
maybe get me one of Sakura
o..oh, I gonna find me a fox-girl
kiss her cheek and get a-long
(a..a..a..a..ah)
I get a silly little geisha
sing a teriyaki song
Ain't gonna work in the store no more
gonna be Sony distributor
ain't gonna slave in the store no more
(no, no)
gonna be Sony distributor
(tai........)
tai.. ai.. ai.. life is so very bland
I need a (tai.........)
tai.. ai.. ai.. taiyaki in me right hand
Oh, I gonna find me a cat-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto
maybe get me one of sakura
eh, I gonna find me a cat-girl
show her love and get a-long
(ya.... got to show the love)
I get the geisha
sing a pretty little song
Here me say
I gonna find me a sheep-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto
maybe get me one of Sakura
o..oh, I gonna find me a sheep-girl
hold her close and get a-long
(a..a..a..a..ah)
I gonna get me a geisha
sing a sexy little song
Here me say
I gonna find me a fox-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto
maybe get me one of Sakura
o..oh, I gonna find me a fox-girl
kiss her cheek and get a-long
(a..a..a..a..ah)
gonna get me the geisha
sing a teriyaki song
Oh!
Gonna find me a cat-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto*
maybe get me one of Sakura
I gonna find me a cat-girl
show her love and get a-long
gonna get me a geisha
sing a pretty little song
Wo..o..oh, want to go to Kyoto
yeah, it is a place of lore
want to see a culture
the type I never knew before
for now, I'm just a lonely otaku
(ah..a..a..a..a..ah
living in this American place
a..a..a..a..ah)
gonna sell me Foo Fighter records**
gonna get me some Dir En Grey
I gonna find me a sheep-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto
maybe get me one of Sakura
eh, I gonna find me a sheep-girl
hold her close and get a-long
(a..a..a..ah)
gonna get me a geisha
sing a sexy little song
Wo..oh, gonna find me a fan site
post away of the Ranma***
I'll have an anime party
maybe go to a fan-con
(a..a..a..a..ah)
I'll get a box of pocky sticks
and a Dragon Ball card game too
(a..a..a..ah)
then I'll have the fan club over
for a hentai rondezvous
Gonna find me a fox-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto
maybe get me one of Sakura
o..oh, I gonna find me a fox-girl
kiss her cheek and get a-long
(a..a..a..a..ah)
I get a silly little geisha
sing a teriyaki song
Ain't gonna work in the store no more
gonna be Sony distributor
ain't gonna slave in the store no more
(no, no)
gonna be Sony distributor
(tai........)
tai.. ai.. ai.. life is so very bland
I need a (tai.........)
tai.. ai.. ai.. taiyaki in me right hand
Oh, I gonna find me a cat-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto
maybe get me one of sakura
eh, I gonna find me a cat-girl
show her love and get a-long
(ya.... got to show the love)
I get the geisha
sing a pretty little song
Here me say
I gonna find me a sheep-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto
maybe get me one of Sakura
o..oh, I gonna find me a sheep-girl
hold her close and get a-long
(a..a..a..a..ah)
I gonna get me a geisha
sing a sexy little song
Here me say
I gonna find me a fox-girl
gonna buy me a ninja doll
maybe get me a Naruto
maybe get me one of Sakura
o..oh, I gonna find me a fox-girl
kiss her cheek and get a-long
(a..a..a..a..ah)
gonna get me the geisha
sing a teriyaki song
*alt. lyrics: Maybe get me one of Naruto. **Originally Nirvana instead of Foo Fighter(s), needless to say, I wouldn't sell either. ***Doesn't make sense, unless you're talk like that, basically means to post about the series. Although the last chorus is fading, I turned the volume up and noticed that it does barely get in by the end of the song.
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I don't like cats, but I like Cat Girls like Halle Berry..good job
Thank you, AFW.
A sheep-girl? A man after my own hart! ... Wondered where you've been. Nice to see ya again! 555
Nice to see ya too. I actually submitted a couple of other parodies, one to Take Me Home Tonight(Eddie Money) and Iris(The Breeders) not too long ago. I do have some images that are listed as ram(girls with sheep horns). I had a long hiatus, but now I'm writing parodies every here and there.
Don't know the OS but looked up a few of your references. Pacing and content top notch... mucho skill on display here
I know you've had this idea for a long time... well done, Step-chan.
Thank you TJC, thank you Red! Yeah, that was when I posted that little thread where people guessed my parody ideas.
Best anime parodist here.
Thank you Max!
A 511 vote, probably an anime hater. :P
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