Babe, you're talking
I must be goin’ nuts
I’m deceived by my ears
But you are talking
I see it in your mouth
And I have drunk no beers
Now I'd be lonely without you
I'll need oinks and squeals to see me through
So please believe me
As I throw up my hands
I just can’t believe you

'Cause you know it's you babe
I’ll no longer eat pig’s feet
And I talk to pigs
I will throw up big
You know it's you babe
You're not a figment of
Imagination
Oh how can this be true
Babe, I love you

You know the pig, babe
Whenever I get hungry
I’d never kill you
Science won’t have you
You know we’re friends, babe
Giving me the laughter
And relief I need
I believe that it's true
Babe, the pig too

Babe, I'm leaving
But I’ll bring you with me
Your talking makes me smile
I know the squealing and oinking we’ll forget
I hide you through the miles
'Cause I'd be depressed without you
Need to talk to you, that sees me through
Please believe me
With your squiggly tail
'Cause I'll be taking you
Babe, I love you
Babe, the pig too
Ooh, babe