You want a new screen and something lurks inside the superstore
In the electrics you see a screen thats lurking by the door
You're hypnotised, as you notice there is no ugly big tube
You have a think, you realise this would look great for YouTube
You're so confused

Cause its a Plasma, Plasma screen
And all the action and thrillers will look so damn bright
You know its Plasma, Plasma screen
You're checking out the price inside the Currys, Currys Website

You buy a Scart lead and realise that you need a subscription
You look at Cable and ask if they do high-definition
You choose the brand and then you decide on a Panasonic
But all the time the salesman is really being so ironic
What a comic!

Cause its a Plasma, Plasma Screen
The black levels look awesome against the pitch-black nights
You know its Plasma, Plasma Screen
You're checking out the price inside the Currys, Currys Website

(Bridge)

All of your friends
Come round to admire your brand new screen
Theres no escapin' the pixels of the plasma this time
(they're lifelike)
This is the time of your life

They're out to sell fast, so get your
You need a glass stand, so take a trip to Ikea and buy one
Now is the time for you and I to ring for a take-away
All through the night, we'll watch the movies until the sunrise
I'll make you see

Cause its a Plasma, Plasma Screen
The black levels look awesome against the pitch-black nights
You know its Plasma, Plasma Screen
You're checking out the price inside the Currys, Currys Website

(Rap section)

Plasmas sell across the land
You need a matching TV stand
HD pixels from your Skybox
To make the movie image rock
And whosoever shall be found
Without the movie-magic sound
Must sit and face the lifelike views
Of bright yellows and lifelike blues
The brightest view is not LCD
The blur of ancient CRTs
And grizzly ghouls from horror flicks
Are starting to look life-like sick
And though you mount it on the wall
Your room likes a theatre
For no mere human can resist
the image of the Plasma.