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Song Parodies -> "Jack and Tony"

Original Song Title:

"Jack and Diane"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Jack and Tony"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

All about the tv show 24
Little ditty about Jack and Tony
Two Counter Terrorist Agents working for CTU

Jack's gonna save the world again
While Tony tries to save Michelle from her blown up car

Shooting down terrorists outside the Pres's retreat
Tony holding Michelle in his lap crying on his knees

Jackie say hey Tony let's go out and kill these SOBs
Pass another clip of ammo, on our crazy shooting spree

Chorus: Oh yeah life goes on, they go to the bathroom, when the commercials are on
x 2

Jack sits back collects his thoughts for a moment, cocks his gun and does off with Ryan Chappele
Well you know Tony, we oughtta save this city
Tony says, "Jack it's not even hour 3"
Jack say a

Chorus x2

Open up a socket
To my screen
Who cares about protocal
When saving the world

Hold on to 24 as long as you can
Ctu Directors change every year
I fear a mole is near

Chorus x2

Little ditty about Jack and Tony
Two Counter Terrorist agents doing the best they can

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Agrimorfee - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever. Lotsa smart newbies showing up here as of late. 555
Larry Hensley - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Well written

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