De people dey always plugging
Dey always got shit to sell
And now it's me standing up here
Yes, I got someting as well
I got a brand new recording
Dat I want to flog to you
So wonderful and rewarding
Here is what you got to do:
Buy my CD!, Buy my CD!Darling, it funny
It worth de money
Take it from me
I sing de very well-known song
Although I get de words all wrong
Dis piece of plastic
Effing fantastic
Buy my CD!"Philfy Phil's Seedy CD"
Now ain't dat de catchy name?
I sell a few, I not greedy
Ain't looking for wealt' and fame
But who knows, I might get lucky
Stardom for Philfy Phil
I make de mega-buck-ee
When all of de people will
Buy my CD!Buy my CD!So [dey] don't go mental,
Got a parental
Advisory
If you tink MPs not so hot
Buy my CD and find out whatDey have been doing,
'
n' who Snow White's screwingBuy my CD! (
Buy my CD!)
Buy my CD! (
Buy my CD!)
Song of de leader of Al Qaeda
Explosively (naturally-tee-hee-hee)
And if dat song blow you away
You'll love
de one 'bout Michael JSongs about tokin - I is not jokin
Buy my CD!De song not too long
De uke, it is cute
De Stairway is dere And so's de kazoo
Dere's fun wid de pun
De bloke make a joke
I said not a dead Dido (yeah)
De hair, it is dere
And everywhereDe Christmas song diss
De Christmassy fare
Simple to say dat
Oasis laughed at
And oh, dat
Snow White blow!.
Buy my CD!Buy my CD!When I am seein' de cash rollin' ee-in
It's music to me (music is to me)
Just seven pounds and fifty p
Dat damn good value, you ask me
But if you want plenty - I'll do tree for twenty
Buy my CD!Do your researches, I know you will purchase
Buy my CD!If it de fashion, gettin' de cash in
Happy ever after, selling de laughter
Give me de riches, you sons of bitches
Buy my CD!