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Song Parodies -> "Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc and Sleaz-, oops Sleepy"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc and Sleaz-, oops Sleepy"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

One of those where I couldn't believe that this hadn't been done already.. so I might have rushed it. If it seems like I've plagiarized some of the ideas from Spaff's 'I Feel Happy', you're probably right.

Tup-tup-tup-tup, a-tup-tup-tup-tup-tup
She was afraid to come out of the forest
She was afraid of her stepmother queen
She was afraid to go into that cottage
She was afraid little people were mean

Two, three, four - tell the people what she saw:

Well, she saw:
Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc and S-S-Sleepy
Seven dwarfs lining up in her way
Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful, Doc and Ah-choo Sneezy
And in their cottage they said she could stay

Two, three, four - stick around, I'll tell you more.

Tup-tup-tup-tup, a-tup-tup-tup-tup-tup
She was surprised when she woke in the cottage
For no blanket around her she wore
She was surprised by sensations of frottage
With the dwarfs all around on the floor

Two, three, four - now who feels a little sore?

'Cause she felt:
Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc and Sleaz-, oops Sleepy
And she felt that they liked it that way
Dumpy, Happy, Gropey, Sleepy, Bashful, Doc and (oh, God!) Sneezy
('cept for Doc, 'cause he might have been gay)

Two, three, four - now's who's bein' a little whore?

Tup-tup-tup-tup, a-tup-tup-tup-tup-tup
Now she's afraid to go eating an apple
She's afraid she'll get step-mother's goat
Though it wasn't her step-mother's apple
But cucumber got stuck in her throat

Two, three, four - maybe she should swallow more

She swallowed:
Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Mouthful, Dic and kinda Sleazy
Even Grumpy was Happy that day
Dumpy, Slappy, Gropey, Sappy, Bashful, Doc and very Happy
Then Prince Charming came riding her way

From the forest to the cottage
From the cottage to the dwa-
rfs
From the dwarfs to Prince Charming
Is that happy ever a-
fter?

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 26

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Old Man Ribber - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Wish i could give you SEVEN 5s. Hi Ho, Hi Ho... ;D
Mark Scotti - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
An absolute delight! Really enjoyed it.
Fiddlegirl - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
From sheer innocence to utter debauchery in just 3 stanzas... brilliant
Timmy1000 - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious - great matching of OS with the tale.
blackjack21 - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work I go. (If I want to top this parody) That was a hum-dinger! 555
~ No Hop on Doc ~ - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
< ! ! ! >
camira bailey - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent job man. 5s all around!
AFW - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
There's snow way I'm gonna give you less than all fives...Great idea..
John Barry - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Fives for what certainly the first use of "frottage." This parody rubbed me just the right way.
alvin - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao...great stuff...i'm a sucker for fairy tale parodies
Phil Alexander - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
:-D Thanks, everybody... and loads of new names, too...

Alvin - I guess Snow White is, too..

JB - not the first: ISTR using it a long, long time ago in a galaxy not so far away (my first "Be Our Guest" parody, back in 2003)

AFW - that's snow joke

Fiddlegirl - that's how I like it... and with a name like that, I'm guessing you might, too ;-)

NHoD - < ? ? ? >
Kristof Robertson - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
As a huge dwarf parody fan; I can say that this was big on ribald laughs. Brilliant, Sir Phil! 555+
Andy Primus - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious/rude/crude/disgusting - just the way I like a parody to be
Abbott Skelding - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: I will NEVER look at Snow White the same way...wow, incredibly hilarious!! 555 all the way
DJ Blaze - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: Hilarious title change, and the parody is just as good! 555s easily.
Mark Scotti - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - This was one of my favorites last month. Glad it's in the contest.
Guy - August 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Aug-09)

Phil - You sure you got the right girl here in your parody? She seems more like Ho White than Snow White. Anyway a brilliant Ho Write. I liked how you handled Doc in that one line - you couldn't fit him in so you just declared him to be gay. Nice touch.
Phil Alexander - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, Guy - as a parody genius once commented: that's why they greet her "Hi Ho!"
Peter Andersson - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Makes you wonder about Goldilocks and the three bears too I'd say... :-)
Medemia - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
If "I Feel Happy" hadn't come out at the same time, this would have been the gold standard. As it is, silver to Spaff is nothing to Sneezy at. Good write.
Matthias - August 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Spaff had the same idea and podiumed with it already... Sorry Phil, I loved this but it was too much like Spaff's "I Feel Happy"
Leo Keough - August 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) LOL funny from start to finish!!!...555!!!
bobpiecheese - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ah, what fun it is to completely turn classic tales on their heads, fueling them with sex and/or violence. This parody is a clear example of the former. 555!
Below Average Dave - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I couldn't help but get into this one. The TOS begs to be parodied hundreds of times (and yet it really hasn't been) I haven't seen a bad parody of this since I first read Jeff Reuben's version, but this one is really good too, The use of the dwarves. . .hahaha. It does have some similarities to the song that inspired it, but I felt differently than others as to what ratio that was, personally--Spaff's is more focused on Snow White--yours is more focused on the 7 dwarfs . . .very funny!
Mark Scotti - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) A slice right out of the old "fractured fairy tales" cartoons!
Agrimorfee - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) At first I had very little idea of where you were going with this.The obscenity built with every verse and chorus, nice job there! And possibly the worst/best unnnecessary syllable add to a word ever in the history of parody writing: "DWA--RFS"?! That takes guts, Phil, real guts!
Jeff Reuben - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Yes, made me think of Spaff's song, but this was hilarious in it's own right. Excellent job!
Arwen - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTY...Oh Phil...you ARE naughty. Naughty and hilarious...but naughty indeed. ; ) Sad that I missed this the first time around...top notch!

(Security code: 4BJ. I thought there were 7?)
Invisible Boy - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Boy, Snow White has really taken a pounding at this site

You know what I mean...Excellent !
EmiLoca - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh GROSS. I feel Dirty. :) Seriously stellar job with funny lines and perfect pacing.
Phil Alexander - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
:-) Many thanks all..

...and you may be interested to know that this has just been recorded and will be on my first CD
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
See above, this one is good I have to give the edge to Jeff though on the end of the year vote for this song. . .but it's still fun.

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