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Song Parodies -> "Like a Horse"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Rock"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Like a Horse"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

Stood there neighing
My hair in the sun
Felt like just running
Not caring what comes
The heat of summer
Was a sweltering one
Like a horse

I was jumping
Didn't have no hay
Too many blinders
Feelin’ oats today
I slept standing up
Just prop myself up, hey
Like a horse

My legs were steady
Bright eyed and bushy tailed
I walked everywhere
Could hear me as I wailed
And I stood firmly
Outside when it hailed
Like a horse

Like a horse, I was chompin’ at the bit
Like a horse, sleepin’ where I took a s**t
Like a horse, I was lovin’ it
Like a horse

And I walked through water
Unencumbered by weather
Oh all these blisters on my hooves
I stood, walked through it all
If I’m at the mall
It would just be really strange

Twenty horseshoes
Where they go?
Those horseshoes
All are thrown
I stand and I wonder sometimes
Where they've gone

I acted in westerns
And I thought it was real, that burns
The moon comes again, movie I spurned
I’m sick of this
Sick of this

Like a horse, sick of this training
Like a horse, in Olympics rebelling
Like a horse, dropping you, running
Like a horse

Like a horse, the sun upon my fur
Like a horse, I run it’s a blur
Like a horse, Goodbye, good day sir
Like a horse
Oh like a horse

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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