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Song Parodies -> "Woman In Mall"

Original Song Title:

"Woman In Love"

Original Performer:

Barbra Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"Woman In Mall"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

First parody of this OS here (and check the name spelling :-). OS was written by (ready?) Barry and Robin Gibb of the BeeGees. OS lyrics here. Fairly close MIDI here. The xylophone is the lyrics melody -- starts at about 00:26.

Life is a fight for a space
Now I'm double-parked
In a handicapped place
I wave the tow-truck good-bye
I start to walk
Right now I wish I could fly

The road is dusty and long
I hike my way
Through the mad, frenzied throng
It rains; I'm caught in a squall
I stumble and fall
I can't get to the mall

I am a woman on foot
And I'd do anything
To be back safe in my car
So comfy within
On a ride, I depend
Over and over again
What do I do?


Now I am standing in line
To pay off my fine
License suspensions now start
But exercise
Makes for a healthy heart

I'm only six blocks away
From greatest love:
To shop night and day
Al-most trip over a wall
I stumble and fall
But I'm here at the mall!

I am a woman in mall
And I'll buy anything
Just charge it on Mastercard
Then take it back home
Husband's dough, I will spend
Over and over again
What can he do?

I am a woman in mall
And I'm trying on shoes
Bright silver pumps with low heel
Maybe try them in blue
Or in green, or in red
Maybe get spike heels instead?
What do I choose?

I'm a woman in mall
Shopping's just what I do
The shopping mall is my world
I live there within
Shopping right to the end...

[shop till you fade]

A real challenge for us flippered ones to play on the piano -- its key of Eb minor has six flats. Couldn't they just have written it in Em? © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 11

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Jason - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I know what you're on about when it comes to shopping! 555
Serafina - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice work here... I know the OS quite well so I didn't bother to click on the sound clip. There are times when I can relate to some of the things you mentioned. Pacing is top-notch, content is get a perfect 5-5-5 from here.
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
From hymens to shopping ...TT is a female sheep lover trapped in an amphibian's body.
Just kidding, you understand. :) 555
2Eagle - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I was in the mall, now I'm watching football.
John Barry - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Babs and the Gibbs. . .more frightening than any Halloween parody posted. Shop on.
AFW - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Reality parody writing at it's've definitely got your finger on the feminine pulse, here
alvin - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
i like the way ya "malled" the song
TT - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Jason, thanks (not me, lol!)

Serafina, thanks... coming from one who KTOS well, those are welcome wrods :)

Agrimorfee, got it :) Shows "versaturtle-ty", perhaps? Thanks, Ag.

2Eagle, thanks.
Life is a fight for a yard 'Gainst the nickel-back Getting first downs is hard....

John Barry, LOL! thanks John :)

AFW: thanks... wish I could get it on some other part :)

alvin, ROFLMAO! -- good one. thanks alvin :)
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
excellent stuff, TT...and a great OS choice. I'm sure the ladies will either totally relate to this or hunt you down. ;-) 555
Guy - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
This looks Mall-valous. Simply mall-valous. Who used to say that on SNL? He was one of the regulars playing Ricardo Montalban. A wrath of Khantempt from your hubby there bubby for $pending all his gingos. "Chingos no gingos." as Ricardo may say or Desi would say Loooosie you got some 'splainin' to do. Hate the song, don't care a hoot for Striesand and thanks for making lemonade out of a lemon of an OS. Trip Nicks on this one.
TT - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof Robertson: One or the other, I'm sure ... thanks Kristof.< :)BR>
Guy: Glad this lemonade didn't give you a sour puss... thanks Guy. :)
PMS - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
A fine mall-o-dy
Tommy Turtle - October 11, 2009 - Report this comment
PMS: DK how I missed your comment, but better (two years) late than never... I hope ... thanks, and wish you were still here!
Fiddlegirl - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
It's a mall world, after all! ;)

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Tommy Turtle - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Fiddlegirl: I'll talk! I'll talk! I'll tell you anything you want to know! Just stop playing that song - it's a violation of the Geneva Conventions, anyway (enchanted interrogation techniques;).
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