Came out to your party and I had a couple beers
Stumbled 'round the campfire cuz I couldn't see too clear
Lost my balance and I backed into the fire
Burned my little buns in front of you

My hiney was still smokin as I ran around the place
You just started laughing as the pain flashed on my face
Jumped into a tub of ice to cool my derriere
Burned my little buns in front of you

You tried to joke, you want to know, what was that funny dance
I just said, "My ass is red and there's no seat in my pants"
Most painful thing there's ever been, treat my butt with vaseline
Burned my little buns in front of you