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Song Parodies -> "Frohikean Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Frohikean Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
wannabemustangjockey
The Lyrics
RESUBMITTED with the correct title. It's a song about the X-Files, named for Melvin Frohike of the Lone Gunmen. See if you catch all the references!
This isn't real life
Chris Carter's fantasy
Welcome to Sci-Fi
Now forget your reality
Don't close your eyes
They come from the skies you see-
Mulder you poor boy, sister's an abductee-
And Scully's special trained, skeptical,
Of supernatural,
In the drawer marked X Files, all the strangest matters that scream,
"Solve me"
Mulder, just killed a man,
Put a bullet in his head,
But he fizzed green stuff not red
Mulder, he just melted down,
And now he's gone, the corpse foamed all away-
Toxic, eeew,
If you touch it you could die-
While he'll be back again this time tomorrow-
He's a clone, they'll all clones, yeah you know the truth is out there-
Too late, our timing's wrong,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodies lay there sopped with slime,
Goodbye nameless extras - he cracks a joke-
Gotta leave the dead behind to face the tooth-
Mulder, booo- (in the drawer marked X Files)
I don't like that line,
I sometimes wish it'd never been thought at all-
I see a kooky cigarette-o smoking man,
What a douche, what a douche, really, what is his angle?-
UFOs and spy rings- nasty vicious frightening bees-
Alex Krycek (he's a traitor)
Walter Skinner (the director)
Langly, Byers, and you know ...
Frohike-o-o-o-o-
We're the Lone Gunmen, bad people hate us-
We're just informants, in an old Microbus-
Our motto is 'Question Authority'-
Crazy plots, crazy show,
Will not let you go-
Twist the plot! Whoa- messed with my radio- UFO!
Twist the plot! Dead cattle now they glow- UFO!
Twist the plot! Roswell, New Mexico- UFO!
Then watch things explode- UFO
Wait till next week's show-UFO!
U-F-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-
Oh Agent Scully, Agent Scully, all these years I told you so
The a-li-en bounty hunter has been shot by me,
Bled green,
Melting...
So you think you'll abduct me and probe [in] my eyes
Think you'll poke me and prod me and tickle my thighs-
Oh maybe - but don't dare impregnate me-
Just lemme get out - just drop me off right over here-
In J. Edgar Hoover,
Locked up in D.C.,
No one has the answers ... though the truth is out there,
You'll see.
In the drawer marked X Files....
Chris Carter's fantasy
Welcome to Sci-Fi
Now forget your reality
Don't close your eyes
They come from the skies you see-
Mulder you poor boy, sister's an abductee-
And Scully's special trained, skeptical,
Of supernatural,
In the drawer marked X Files, all the strangest matters that scream,
"Solve me"
Mulder, just killed a man,
Put a bullet in his head,
But he fizzed green stuff not red
Mulder, he just melted down,
And now he's gone, the corpse foamed all away-
Toxic, eeew,
If you touch it you could die-
While he'll be back again this time tomorrow-
He's a clone, they'll all clones, yeah you know the truth is out there-
Too late, our timing's wrong,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodies lay there sopped with slime,
Goodbye nameless extras - he cracks a joke-
Gotta leave the dead behind to face the tooth-
Mulder, booo- (in the drawer marked X Files)
I don't like that line,
I sometimes wish it'd never been thought at all-
I see a kooky cigarette-o smoking man,
What a douche, what a douche, really, what is his angle?-
UFOs and spy rings- nasty vicious frightening bees-
Alex Krycek (he's a traitor)
Walter Skinner (the director)
Langly, Byers, and you know ...
Frohike-o-o-o-o-
We're the Lone Gunmen, bad people hate us-
We're just informants, in an old Microbus-
Our motto is 'Question Authority'-
Crazy plots, crazy show,
Will not let you go-
Twist the plot! Whoa- messed with my radio- UFO!
Twist the plot! Dead cattle now they glow- UFO!
Twist the plot! Roswell, New Mexico- UFO!
Then watch things explode- UFO
Wait till next week's show-UFO!
U-F-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-
Oh Agent Scully, Agent Scully, all these years I told you so
The a-li-en bounty hunter has been shot by me,
Bled green,
Melting...
So you think you'll abduct me and probe [in] my eyes
Think you'll poke me and prod me and tickle my thighs-
Oh maybe - but don't dare impregnate me-
Just lemme get out - just drop me off right over here-
In J. Edgar Hoover,
Locked up in D.C.,
No one has the answers ... though the truth is out there,
You'll see.
In the drawer marked X Files....
(c) 2007 Jay the Wannabe Mustang Jockey. I don't just write song parodies
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Thank you for correctin' the title. Sorry about ya going through the trouble of resubmitting it, though.
whoa, an absolutely quality write, Jay - I loved the X-files, but didn't think I'd remember much about it, but I remembered the lot - loved (read "freaked out by") that cigarette-smoking dude - 555 - bullet-proof and clever pacing too
Good job :) Great lines, very descriptive. Loved the "Put a bullet in his head, But he fizzed green stuff not red" line.
I actually feel like giving an upgrade to the score I gave the first version (Then: 544) Now: 545! And this is coming from someone who's seen only about three episodes of this show! ("Fallen Angel," "Eve" and one I didn't catch the title of.) Cheers. Hey! The security code (this time) is GUY! Can you believe it?!
(SOTM) For some reason, the button will not let me vote, but I will tell you that, being a huge BoRap and Queen fan, you shall be given a Bohemian batch of fives.
(SOTM) About time someone gave those nerds some props. The "what a douche what a douche" line made me laugh. 555
SOT-X? ;-)
Great
(SOTM) I swear I commented. Here's to you and the X-Files Crew.
(SOTM) see above, and yes, what a masterful write - must have taken a while to get some of those phrases just right so they fit in, eg. "messed with my radio- UFO!" - "Oh maybe - but don't dare impregnate me" was brilliantly paced and rhymed too - top stuff jay
(SOTM) BEST song you've EVER written that WASN'T about cars...I should stop making references to that. Sorry! Brilliant job!
The Spoof Is Out There
Oh god, I wish I got to see that show. I can't wait to get it on DVD when I get the time. Loved it, you gave me a peak into the world I await, 5-5-5
I was thinking "oh, no.." when I started reading, but got really into it by the end, and loved the "In the drawer marked 'X-files'" ending.
(SOTM) Honestly, no joke--my favorite Wannabemustang parody to date. Red Ant and I had just watched Final Destination 3 before I read this, so it added to the humor within'
(SOTM) Very good indeed. Rhapsody reading fun.
(SOTM) Don't hate me, Jay...but I never really got into the X-Files (except for Gillian Anderson...hubba hubba!) so this really didn't float my boat. But...I can tell quality writing when I see it, so major BRAVO.
That was AWESOME! Loved it! 555!
SOTM - Stupendous! I was only moderately an X-Files fan, but enjoyed this a lot nonetheless.
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