Gal lays fine, (sun don't shine), on her, I climb
Get her on top, and lay back
"Palm" needs? No, though menses flow
But you know, keep thinking of
Taking old way back

Well, I'm cowboy-country born and raised
And nowadays, I'm tossed between two doors
Gal lay's fine, but in brain, roam
Country's "mine", but it ain't home
No more!

"I lamb", I said
Like wool, not hair
But not one herd at all
No flockin' was there

"I lamb", I cried
A lamb, inside
Though I've been flossed (quite well) but...
... Still can't decide
Leaving me horny, still

Did ya ever hear about the frog whose "line" was being a prince?
Man, it's a lame one!
You go into a bar, and you find you some dameses,
And you're chattin' a "she"
And hope for a "game" one

Well, I got an emptiness deep inside
And I've tried, but can't fill it with ho'
And being a man who likes mohair [1]
This guy's always cared for the sound of bleating, not moan!

A lamb, I wed
They're much fun, swear!
And no one's hurt at all
No children to bear
A lamb, I ride
A lamb, this guy
A line I've crossed; to gals, I'm sayin' good-bye
Gettin' my bonely fill



[1] Mohair actually comes from goats (I'm not kidding! hehe), but the sub was irresistible.

*Intro parody from Mary MacGregor's "Torn Between Two Lovers", once previously trashed by TT. (oh, and sorry about "tidal pool" mwahaha!)

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TT's Sheepliography (Bibliewegraphy?)

1) "A Shepherd Am I" (American Pie)
2) "Back In The Ewe A*s, Us Are" (d'oh)
3) "Ewe: 'Don't Clone Me!'" (You Don't Own Me)
4) "God Only Knows What I'd Be Without Ewe" (d'oh^2)
5) "Have You Got Bleating On Your Mind?" (Have You Got Cheating On Your Mind?)
6) "I Lie With Sheeps Tonight" (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)
7) "Larry Craig Knowing Ewe" (Knowing Me, Knowing You)
8) "Schtuppin' Ewe All Day" (Surfin' USA)
9) "Sheep Love You" (She Loves You)
10) "Sheep: Care, Ovine" (Sweet Caroline)
11) "The Wonder Of Ewe" (go ahead, take a wild guess)
12) This one.