-> "In Vagin'"
Original Song Title:
"Imagine"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"In Vagin'"
The Lyrics
In vagin', there's a cervix
Then uterus, or womb
(Don't smell below it)
From which new people bloom
Fallopian tubes: creeping --
-- Ovum (egg) some days...
The undiscover'd count-ry
To which no man returns [1]
Though try: he'd kill or die for
When lustful itchin' burns
Some born, but certain people
Through front bay, released ...
... A rough day for J. Caesar [2]
Mother's abdomen, undone
Another way, he joined us
(Couldn't fit through #1?)
In vagin', sperms' obsessions
To thunder there from man
They need to speed; they hunger
-- For motherhood, a clan
Imagine all those people!
Good thing most get lost! [3]
Little way 'bove the femur
Just a dot above the bun
It's the source that did coin us
Hello, world! You're life's begun!
[1] Quote/paraphrase from "Hamlet", although he was speaking of death....
[2] It's widely believed that Julius Caesar was born via the "Cesarean section" or "C-section", and that the operation was named after him, and/or that he was named after it, but none of that is true. No geeky explanation of the truth here, but if you're interested, Wikipedia is informative on both his name and the name of the operation. Might as well use the myth in the song, though.
[3] Very old (and sexist) joke:
Q: Why does it take three million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because they won't stop to ask for directions.
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