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Song Parodies -> "Bathroom Song"

Original Song Title:

"Border Song"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Bathroom Song"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Hopefully, no one has a weak stomach while reading this one.
Holy moses, I have got to poop
Ate a few burritos, had some chili too
Topped it off with a pint of beer
That is what's done me in I fear
Holy moses, I have got to poop

Holy moses, I need to relieve
Drivin' now for fifteen hours, and my bladder's weak
Officer, here's why I'm speeding...I felt a little leak
Holy Moses, I need to relieve

I gotta find me a bathroom, I don't care where
Don't give a damn if it's clean
I can't take any more gut pressure,
I'm desperate, I might have to find a tree

Holy moses, I just hope it's free

Holy moses, I have soiled my jeans
I've been waiting for too long,
Damn those pork-n-beans
There's a store over there
Gotta buy clean underwear
I'm too stinky, I have soiled my jeans
I'm too stinky, I have soiled my jeans
I'm too stinky, I have soiled, I have soiled my jeans

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Joelle - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha! That was a good one!
Meriadoc - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I haven't heard this song for 20 years at least, but I remember every nuance. Perfect job!
AOID - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I really don't give a "crap" about your private life.
Anny - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA!!!! I think you should leave your business in the "krapper." LOL. Good job.
B. Taupin - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Mr. Wise Guy... mabey you should take over for me hmm?!?!? ILL JUST TELL ELTON THAT HE HAS A NEW LYRCIST!!!! just not appreceated around here... IM GALD THAT YOU THINK MY WORK IS CRAP!
Anny - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr. Taupin...I never said ur work was "crap". If it was, I would have stopped listening to your stuff years ago. I like this parody. Good job
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy Moses, I laughed off my ass.
Annie - May 12, 2013 - Report this comment
LOL! Hilarious!!

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