-> "Shvantz Is Clean (ABBA Hall Of Fame Induction Tribute, Vol. IV)"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing Queen" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Shvantz Is Clean (ABBA Hall Of Fame Induction Tribute, Vol. IV)"
Who'd take chance?
You could die
STDs: risking your life
See that guy
Lab test, seen
Provin' his shvantz is clean
Friday night, and I'm all aglow
Lookin' out for some quim; pro: no
Promise: I won't make you sick
Don't "got" anythng
You, Hon: One look, 'n let's swing
Neither gonorr' or syph, have I
Herpes, AIDS? I'm a choosy ... guy
Carefully, my c**k, use it; every single time
Get in the nude; take a glance
Go 'head , inspect my lance....
You'll find my shvantz is clean
Done; complete, the entire screen
Shvantz is clean; naught to treat; passed the whole routine!
(Hoping you're not someone's wife)
See me, girl
Friggin', but safe; serene
No diseases: concern is gone
Cleave: blem? Spurnin' this fem; won't ... spawn 
Looking for a hot ... Mother-- !
I believe you'll do!
Wanna get scr*wed? Let us "dance"
I have no ants in pants..... 
Chancres on shvantz, not seen
Ain't that sweet? (You're at least eighteen?)
Be my Queen; feel the meat: mighty "c-lean" cuisine,
USDA grades it "prime" 
See this, girl?
Crotch ain't green 
Dig in! Advance the scene...
Riggin' the trampoline...
[repeat (boing, boing, ... ) to fade and frayed, but not 'fraid]
[1[ so to speak... (elision of "ahead", but, uh... ;)
 i. e. "blemish" on the Cleaver = no dice.
 Nor lice.
 US Dept. of Agriculture, responsible for inspection of meat products, etc. "Prime" = highest grade.
 Aside from the vivid imagery, also fulfills the "madatory" St. Patty's Day requirement for a green reference. ;)
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