No more cops hereafter
Snags some sheep to shaft her
Walks into the airport john, wool in his eyes
Quietly his quarry bends; supply, he plies [1]

Larry Craig groping ewe (baa-baa)
There is no one else to do
Shags his lamb in the loo (baa-baa)
He just cannot face it; he's gay, it's true
(He's gay straight through; should get a clue)
'Fessing up is never easy, I know, but he ought to go
(He shoulda' blown long time ago)
Seeing Craig knowing ewe
It's the best he can do

(instrumental bridge)

Mam'ries (Ma'am, please!), wool, raise (wool craze), baa days (baa daze)
They'll be (Jail? Plea!) Larry's (hairy) new phase (new ways)
In these public airport stalls, others will play
Now there's just ovine caress; no fine to pay

Knowing Craig knowing ewe (baa-baa)
No one else for him to scr'ewe
Craig and ewe in the loo (baa-baa)
He just has to face it; his crime is true
(From tapping shoe, he took his cue)
Stepping down is never easy, I know, but it's apropos
(Should end this show; Good-bye! -- Hello?!)
Larry Craig and his ewe
Proudly make their debut

(instrumental -- cross that bridge as he comes to it again)

Knowing Craig knowing ewe (baa-baa)
Craig's adieu is overdue
Craig and ewe in the loo (baa-baa)
We should just replace him; this slime is through
(His homophobic act is through)
Resignation's never easy, I know; Why did they bestow...
(The Hall of Fame in Idaho?)
Larry Craig and his ewe:
Lovely couple, these two...

[song and career fade]



[1] "supply" as in "in a supple manner", not as in "large supply of oil".