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Song Parodies -> "Prudish Little Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Foolish Little Girl"

Original Performer:

The Shirelles

Parody Song Title:

"Prudish Little Girl"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

This parody has been complete for a while, but was inspired to post as a response to Paul Robinson's "I Was Smitten by a Bimbo". OS lyrics are here. Midi is here; search "foolish".
You pushed him off and made him leave
His balls were blue since then
Now he's found somebody new
And you want him back again

You prudish little girl, prissy little girl
You wouldn't let him have his way with you
He's found another love
Lies down and she's above
And there's not a single thing that you can do

"But I love him"
No you don't, you just love his pay-check
"I still love him"
If you got him back again, you wouldn't even kiss his "neck"!

Prudish little girl, prissy little girl
You wouldn't let him have a piece or two
He's found another love
Fits with her like a glove
And there's not a single thing that you can do

"But I love him"
It's too late to have a change of heart
"I still love him"
Tomorrow is his wedding day; too late to get your legs apart!


Foolish little girl, fickle little girl
You always told him ("No, I won't) Screw you!"
He's found another love, it's her he gives his shove
Remember that it's he you wouldn't do

("But I love him")
Forget him cause he don't belong to you
("I still love him")
It's too late; he's found someone to screw
("But I love him")
Too late to let him do what he would do

The author has heard that there are human females like this, which makes him glad that he is a Turtle and doesn't have to deal with them. His eggs have been laid thousands of times. © 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
quite the lament
AFW - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Good theme..very well done
Rick C - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
You very funny guy. 555
TT - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, AFW, Rick C., thanks.

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