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Song Parodies -> "Palin's Melody"

Original Song Title:

"Unchained Melody"

Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Palin's Melody"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Inspired by Meriadoc's post per previous Palin parody that "Within 24 hours I had three guys tell me they'd vote for McCain, just 'cus "Palin's Hot!", so this parody might not necessarily reflect the author's actual sentiments. (Then again, it might.)

Oh, my love, Ms. Palin
They say John's out of touch
But you -- you're divine
Campaign went by so slowly
But you, I'd love to clutch

You are ... so fine!
You hunt your moose
And me, seduce
Show your caboose
To me!

Lovely shivers flow
When I see, on TV
Rightly bearing arms, Sarah P.
Cheers from NRA
As for me, I agree
White House is your home,
That's my plea!


Oh, dear Sa-rah Palin
We've hungered, HUNGERED for some fluff
A long, boring time
Joe Bi-den speaks forever
Barack is full of guff
For you, I pine!
Please help McCain
Win this campaign
I'm so insane
For thee!

© 2008 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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John Barry - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
A paean to the hockey MILF.
alvin - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
hate the this
AFW - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Love the parody, even tho' I lean to the left
MasonR - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Moose/Seduce/Caboose made me laugh. 555!
2Eagle - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
The OS is beautiful, so it never occured to me to make it into a parody. Nice work.
Tommy Turtle - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
John Barry: I think you have a new moniker for her there. "What's the difference between a hockey MILF and a pit bull? Nobody wants to f--- with a pit bull". Thanks, John.
alvin: yeah, i remembered you hate it from my last stab at it, which was "a little different". thanks alvin.
AFW: Loved yours, too... and people who can't take a few good gags about thier party or candidate are really petty. Thanks, AFW.
MasonR: Glad ya liked it! Thanks, Mason
2Eagle: "McCain-Obama" debate gets overshadowed by "alvin-2Eagle" lol :-) Loved your idea about how many old songs could be campaign parodies. (I have a couple more in mind, and one more on the air as of today). Thanks for vc, 2E.
TJC - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Too funny! You had me at your 'caboose/moose' D-cuplet and 'Hungered for some fluff' line! Drool rules!
John Jenkins - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with previous commenters about the genius of the moose/seduce/caboose verse.
SwingVO - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Ms Sarah is the new ~American Idol~.
TT - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
TJC: "D-cuplet" LOL! thanks TC
John Jenkins, thanks much.
SwingVO: A big improvement over what they've featured before, right? Thanks for v/c, SVO.
PMS - September 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Many other political parodies "Palin" comparison to this.
TT - September 13, 2008 - Report this comment
PMS: 'Sara' nicer person in the world than PMS? I don't think so. Thanks, P.
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Now THIS is a Palin parody: Showing her supporters to be blinded by "love." TT: If only Palin's middle name began with an M, then she'd be PMS backwards. In her case, really backward.
Tommy Turtle - May 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek: Sorry to have missed the comment, though you were a little late to the party. Thanks for the v/c, and it seems you were so blinded by its theme that the Second Amendment support in Verse 3 sneaked right by. ;-D Cheers.

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