-> "I Had Too Much Caffeine (Last Night)"
Original Song Title:
"I Had Too Much To Dream (Last Night)"
Parody Song Title:
"I Had Too Much Caffeine (Last Night)"
Last night, espresso danced across my thirsty lips
Quite quickly quote quixotic quintessential quips
Quaffed quoffee qups, quiz̉ás quintillion, maybe mo' 
Jokes not quotidian, but quid quo "pro"
Then came the dawn
The sandman, gone
All I spawn: Yawn, yawn
I had too much caffeine last night
Bales of the bean
Didn't sleep before day's new light
I had too much caffeine
My pulse was racing as I staggered from my bed
My eyes were glazing; what I wrote could not be read
So much appeal; ideas ideal, I coined with ease
Prolific'ly penned per-fect parodies
Came the Sun
My songs were done
Ev'ry one: fun pun
I drank Coke™ by the case last night
(Snorted a trace) 
How I nailed perfect pace last night!
But my shoes, can't unlace:
Too much coffee with cream last night
Sunrise, I've seen
Won't be able to dream tonight
Shoulda' drank tea of green
Next morning, arrive
Am I still alive?
Thanks to caffeine last night
My song is a Five!
(My song is a Five)
[would like to repeat to fade, but he's already faded away from sleep deprivation]
 "quizás" = "maybe" (Spanish, but was sort of running low on "qu" words in English that would fit)
 Yes, it was called COCA-cola 'cuz... contained coca leaf extract. The tiny bit of cocaine was removed after the early-1900s anti-drug hysteria, but the author still remembers the ingredient labels on old bottles, "Coca leaf extract (cocaine removed)". Eventually, they dropped the reference (and the ingredient) altogether. Isn't parody educational?
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