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Song Parodies -> "Only Stu Can Break Wind (Fart)"

Original Song Title:

"Only Love Can Break A Heart"

Original Performer:

Gene Pitney

Parody Song Title:

"Only Stu Can Break Wind (Fart)"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Continuing the tributes to Gene Pitney, who passed away 5 April 06. OS lyrics here. Midi here. ANY SIMILARITY TO ANYONE ELSE IS STRICTLY COINCIDENTAL. PARODY CHARACTER NAME CAME FROM RNG (Random Name Generator).
Only Stu can break wind (fart)
Only Stu can rip.... it... again

FX (of - guess what?)*

Last night, at dinner... we're eatin'...
We then hear this:


Only Stu can break wind (fart)
Seventeen on scale... 1... to 10


He says he's sorry?... Well, prove it: ...
Ass, Kiwi: kiss!

Only Stu can break wind (fart)
Only Stu says, "Whew... S*it... Aahhh, A- a-men!"

Give him a chance to... make up for...
The harm... he's... done?
Mass ass gas: Class? Crass!.... Glass gas masks....
Pass each... of us... one!

Please, try to hold it
Or shove it!
For always
And always!


Only Stu can break wind (fart)
Only Stu can dir--... --ty... own de- e- en

Only Stu can break wind (fart)
Only Stu: offend-... -ed... all men!

(whistling and looking innocent)

*"FX": Movie script shorthand for "Sound Effects."

If the pooh fits, wear it! © 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   2
 3   1
 4   0
 5   4

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Red Ant - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Random name generator my arse! I float five air biscuits in your direction.
AFW - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Like RA says above..random name generator..sure is randy...funny spoofing..five random points
Stuart McArthur - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
What? But "class" and "crass" don't rhyme!....and neither do "glass" "gas" and "masks"!! - what's going on?? - all of Australia (including our dense kiwi population) is totally confused - it looks like WE need......(drum roll).....WIKIPEDIA (which, in Australia, rhymes with "flatulence")

confession: "Mass ass gas" got a literal LOL :-)
Johnny D - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, TT, LOL! Hey Stu, we can smell 'em here in New England, 'alfway 'round the world! Oh, wait a minute, that was one of mine...TMI, TMI, I know, I know... ;-)
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Fart is the Swedish word for speed (insert your own quick fart joke here) and I don't mean the popper (or should that be pooper) upper type.

On another note - I just read that in the new Disney Movie "Ice age 2" something unique (for a Disney Movie) happens, a character actually dies, and it's a Turtle! Assuming this is true I'm now eagerly awaiting the revenge parody - or ten - in support of your kin. (Not that you seem to need help with inspiration, but what have turtles ever done to Disney?)
Stuart McArthur - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
who me, JD? I'm SURE this isn't about ME. No, apparently TT used a random name generator...
TT - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant, AFW, thanks... Johnny D, thanks; glad I spend most of my time under water... Peter, thanks; en Deutsche, "drive" ist "fahrt" (3rd person singular, if pea-brain remembers correctly); the bane of teachers of German in US schools - inevitabel jokes.... Have to look into that Disney thing!
Stew -- I mean, Stu -- they all rhyme N. of the Equator and W. of the Pond... Drop by for that 1 1/2 beers that I promised you - offer's still good - and I'll sing it for you. Thanks for comments and for appreciating the use of RNG.
Rick C - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Take 3 fives from my random five generator.
TT - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Rick C, thanks.... btw, this has nothing to do with the above parody, just a random observation on dining: Don't ya just love the aroma of a nice roast or stew?
Stuart McArthur - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
One day I'll get on board a Qarntars jet and do that, TT - and in return for your thanks, I thank you for appreciating my sometimes misunderstood (coughArwencough) Aussie (not KIWI!!!) sense of humour - btw, I just noticed the "if the pooh fits" after-comment, and direct you to the HE/HIM thread where you'll see I donned it humbly ages ago :-)
Trammy Trurtler - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Stuat, no need to etun thanks, just get on that aiplane and get you ase ove hee...... (I did see "he/him", and thanks for noticing another of my little "Easter eggs.") To clarify another TT "excess ellipsis", I know very well you're A not K.... I used to work (I mean, wok - musta been a Chinese estauant) with a group of Aussies (who came over here to steal jobs from Americans lol). Leaned that they look down on Kiwis, as Kiwis look down on New Guineans, who probably look down on Lichtensteiners. So, worst insult possible: "(You) kiss Kiwi ass (to prove you're sorry)." I realize that it could have been read as "Kiss ass, Kiwi". I gotta cut down on my ellipses and go back to just plain circles.
Except, of course, that the song doesn't refer to any person, or even to any nationality, in particular. ;-)
Larry Hensley - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm smellin' 5s
TT - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry Hensley, thanks.

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