-> "Music To Watch Girls Strip"
Original Song Title:
"Music to Watch Girls By" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Music To Watch Girls Strip"
The men watch the girls while the girls dance for men and think of them as saps
In their laps --
-- Erotic'lly, they'll dance, if you finance
Which is the name of the game, watch a guy pay a dame to drop the top of gown
On the ground --
-- A fiver he will toss; she's down to floss
Guys gawk; girls walk... out in their underwear
"Nice watch! " Poor schlock! Trade: shot at derriére
A sneak attack on her rack; front and back: cleavage, crack
The dollar bills abound
Nice and round! -- each time you hear a loud, erective cry
They're making music to make guys buy!
[Interlude -- booze and bucks flow as broads glow]
Guys leer; "Here, dear! My, what a lovely pair!"
Poor dork... will fork... whatever he can spare
It's stuffing ones by the tons in the buns of the hons
That makes the girls surround --
Sucker, found! Each girl, she shows a nip, and thrusts a hip
They're making music to watch girls strip!
The hicks watch the chics while the chics work their d***s and watch the dollars fly
My, oh my! Eighteen: it beats a job at Dairy Queen!™
La, la la la.... (la la off into la la land)
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