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Song Parodies -> "Music To Watch Girls Strip"

Original Song Title:

"Music to Watch Girls By"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Music To Watch Girls Strip"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

OS probably best known for its instrumental versions: The Bob Crewe Generation used it as b/g for a Pepsi™ commercial, and Al Hirt made a hit of it. Lyrics here. Parody matched to this Andy Williams solo. Full stage production with Andy and cast here, missing the last verse.

The men watch the girls while the girls dance for men and think of them as saps
In their laps --
-- Erotic'lly, they'll dance, if you finance
Which is the name of the game, watch a guy pay a dame to drop the top of gown
On the ground --
-- A fiver he will toss; she's down to floss

Guys gawk; girls walk... out in their underwear
"Nice watch! " Poor schlock! Trade: shot at derriére

A sneak attack on her rack; front and back: cleavage, crack
The dollar bills abound
Nice and round! -- each time you hear a loud, erective cry
They're making music to make guys buy!

[Interlude -- booze and bucks flow as broads glow]

Guys leer; "Here, dear! My, what a lovely pair!"
Poor dork... will fork... whatever he can spare

It's stuffing ones by the tons in the buns of the hons
That makes the girls surround --
Sucker, found! Each girl, she shows a nip, and thrusts a hip
They're making music to watch girls strip!

The hicks watch the chics while the chics work their d***s and watch the dollars fly
My, oh my! Eighteen: it beats a job at Dairy Queen!™

La, la la la.... (la la off into la la land)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 7

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Mark Scotti - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
That was CLASSIC enough to even get the "shells" to strip off!!! LOL 555 more spins around the pole...
Fiddlegirl - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
A fan dance of 5s.... fave line: "It's stuffing ones by the tons in the buns of the hons" -- rofl!
T***y Turtle - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark Scotti: Thanks for the pole vault of votes! (poll vault?)

Sally Rand: The author's fave line as well -- must be ESPyin' (the girls) again!
John Barry - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Tunesmith who garners fives.
TT - August 26, 2009 - Report this comment
John Barry: Thanks -- you can just leave it in my T-string, here :) ....(yes, caught the title match)
AFW - August 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Sexy parody...and I like sexy parodies..good one, here
TT - August 26, 2009 - Report this comment
AFW: You do? No! ... shocked! (hehe ... thanks for v/c!)
TJC - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Great stuff TT... I echo FG's fav line... and, this might be galternatively titled: Andy Williams' "Moon Giver"!
TT - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC: Thanks, and I wondered what John Galt (from "Atlas Shrugged" had to do with it -- oops, need to break the pun/word up differently! Very clever alt. title! Thanks for v/c! ... btw, you *do* know that TT did "Poon Giver", as I'm sure you v/c'd at the time. :)
TJC - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Indeed I did... and had to rack my brain to come up with an (g)alt TT-worthy sub! PS: Ewe may be the true Fountainhead!
TT - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
And a Rand-y one, at that!

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