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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Sammy Hagar's, "Bad Motor Scooter"
The Misheard Lyrics:
There's a big b**** across the bay.
The Real Lyrics:
There's a red bridge that arcs the bay.
The Story: Lots of fun filled drunken nights trying to figure out what was really being sung. - Submitted by: Niel
Sammy Hagar's, "I Can't Drive 55"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Write me up for 125
Slap my face when I get out of line.
The Real Lyrics:
Write me up for number 25
Post my face: 'Wanted: Dead or Alive'.
The Story: It wasn't until last month that I realized he was singing about his 25th speeding ticket. - Submitted by: Andy Nelson
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