Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.
Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not
by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see
misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and
misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

Greatest Hits: My Prerogative album at Amazon.com
Fill me baby with your slime
Hit me baby, one more time
The Story: I was listening to it for the 1st time with some of my friends, and when it said 'hit me baby one more time' we thought it was different words, and we started laughing histarically! We were on a bus, and the bus driver was like swerving because we did it so suddenly and so loudly. - Submitted by: Emily
Show me how you wanna do me.
Show me how you want it to be.
The Story: For so long, I was wondering why everyone thought Britney was so innocent! Even in the video it looks like she's saying 'do me.' Only when I was singing the wrong lyrics did one of my friends look at me really funny and correct me. - Submitted by: Maya
I just wanna have sex with you.
I just wanna dance next to you.
The Story: Everyone was going about saying about how Britney was great for saving herself for marriage and all. Then I heard this song and told everyone to listen. So they all promptly went off Britney Spears, thinking she was like everyone else. A few weeks later, I realized what the lyrics really were. I didn't wna look dumb, so I just let them hate her...oops! - Submitted by: Sara
What would it take for you to just sleep with me
What would it take for you to just leave with me
The Story: It's really funny cause I just got Britney's new cd 'Britney' and my friend was saying how slutty she was. I was completely defending her and telling her that she didn't even say anything sexual...then we both heard that and my friend was like see! And I was so mad...lol. - Submitted by: Kristan
I used to be a dolphin.
I used to be your girlfriend.
The Story: It never made sense to me, but I figured it was all about reincarnation and having been some graceful playful animal. Just the other day, I was in the car with a friend and the song came on. Unfortunately, she heard my little mistake and was hysterical about it. - Submitted by: Mitchell M.
Don't, don't let me be the astronaut
Don't hold back, just let it go.
Don't, don't let me be the last to know
Don't hold back, just let it go.
The Story: I did know the original lyrics. But every time I listened to it, I just couldn't force myself to hear anything else than these words. :) You know misheard words just stuck in your head. The words are connected with video as Britney sang it to an astronaut, so it somehow glued together. - Submitted by: Oto
My friends say you're so into cheese
And that you need it desperately
They say, you say you're so complete.
My friends say you're so into me
And that you need me desperately
They say, you say we're so complete.
The Story: I was listening to a local radio station as they played it for the first time and I was like, 'uhm, okay?' Later on, I went to realize that it was me that had done a mistake. 'Oh well, ooops! I did it again!' - Submitted by: TiM
Head lice
And I
The Story: Well as a little girl I used to love Britney Spears and in the middle of this famous song I thought she was shouting out 'Head lice' in the middle of her song! Now it would have been funny; but every time I heard the song, I thought someone was shouting 'head lice' at me! - Submitted by: Saj
I'm just too cool
N****, do what it do.
I'm just to cool
Make it do what it do.
The Story: I thought it was odd that Britney was trying to make a comeback with racism. Fortunately she was just jumbling her words together! - Submitted by: Kyle
I said can I take you home where we can make love.
Said can I take you home where we can be alone.
The Story: I didn't understand why Britney the 'virgin' would sing this song, even if it was a cover! I sang it in public a couple of times but none of my friends thought it was weird, because we all thought it was the right lyrics! - Submitted by: Rachel.S
I'm not a pearl, not yet a woman.
I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.
The Story: I was singing along to this song in the car. I had never really listened to it before, so I didn't know the lyrics very well. All my friends were saying, "Hey, you know you are singing it wrong.' I felt so stupid. Who in their right mind would ever write 'I'm not a pearl!'. I felt so dumb. I really need to get my ears checked!! - Submitted by: Kadee
I'm not a girl, not anymore.
I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.
The Story: My brother heard it the same way I did, 'I'm not a girl, not anymore.' And he said,'Ooh my God, did she have a sex change or did she get knocked up?' - Submitted by: kara clingan
Baby, don't you wanna disappoint me?
Baby, don't you wanna dance upon me?
The Story: I used to be a huge Britney fan (well, I still am... just not as much), and I was singing this in the shower cuz it was on the radio. I got out, wrapped a towel around me, and went to my room to get some clothes... just as it got to that part. I bumped into my dad, and he was like "Are you sure that's what she's singing?" (he likes the same music I do) and I was like "Um, yeah!" Well, later that day, I looked up the lyrics, and I turned beet red when I saw that I was totally wrong. To this day, I still sing "disappoint" instead of "dance upon" lol - Submitted by: flipside
What would it take for you to just sleep with me?
What would it take for you to just leave with me?
The Story: I was in the bedroom with my brother Skippy. He was talking to his girlfriend and was singing that song. He messed up the lyric, causing his girl, a big Britney fan, to get mad at him. They broke off a 7-year-relationship over Britney Spears. - Submitted by: BaD
Cuz I'm a lemonade.
Forget my name my age.
The Story: We kept listing to this song on a road trip trying to figure out what the h*** she was saying. The only thing we could come up with is I'm a lemonade - Submitted by: Jess Huntly
I was sent from a bug...
I was sent from above...
The Story: My sister and I were watching Britney on TV when we were little kids, and we didn't know what we were doing! - Submitted by: Rachel
I'm not that anaesthetic.
I'm not that innocent.
The Story: I was in 4th grade and thought it said 'I'm not that anesth', not hearing the 'innocent' clearly. So I just went through my vocabulary at the time and, having recently had a broken arm, decided she was singing 'anaesthetic'. That was before I knew what sex was, thanks to a Catholic-school education. I thought it was that way until I saw sheet music two years later. - Submitted by: Z-Unit
Oops you think I'm in love
That I sin from my butt.
Oops you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above.
The Story: My then 4 year old said, 'MOM! This is a really naughty song!' Since he went to a private religious pre-school, this seemed really horrible to him (sinning from your butt!). - Submitted by: Sally Van Rheeden
I'm not that difficult
I'm not that innocent
The Story: This is my sister's story--one of the management types was visiting the fast food restaurant where she works and trying to be cool in front of a bunch of teen-agers, started singing along to this song. He got it wrong and my sister's boss said they should not laugh at him. They did anyway, but at least waited until after he left the restaurant. - Submitted by: sherri
Like you can't take your pretty a** away from me.
Like you can't take your pretty eyes away from me.
The Story: I was singing this song to my friend Jess and I was kinda laughing. I told her,ow could you believe Britney is that innocent when she's singing those lyrics. When i told her what I thought the song said she almost kicked me out of her house: she's a Britney fan and couldn't believe I was saying those things about her! - Submitted by: Amy Laura Flaherty
You might think that I will make it on my own
or
You might that I walk naked on my own
You might think that I won't make it on my own
The Story: When I first heard the song, I thought she was saying 'You might think that I walk naked on my own'. I pictured Britney walking around, nude. I shook it off as a misunderstanding and looked in a lyrics site, that said 'You might think that I will make it on my own'. I noticed it didn't make sense, because it followed with 'But now I'm stronger than yesterday'. However, it was on a lyric site. It had to be right... I recently bought the cd. It has lyrics to 'Stronger'. I found that the lyrics on the site were wrong. I never told anyone what I thought the lyrics were at first, but I used to sing it the other way all the time. - Submitted by: Chris Smith
Tonight, I'm in the moon
Please take me by your hand.
Tonight, I'm in the mood
Please take me by your hand.
The Story: In retrospect, that didn't really make much sense, but hey, it's a song. - Submitted by: Dave
The taste of your p***, I'm lovin that
Your toxic bum is slipping through that.
or
You're toxic, I'm slipping on a ride!
With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride
You're toxic, I'm slipping under.
The Story: My friend and I were singing 'Toxic' at a karaoke bar. When that part of the song came, my friend forgot the words, so she stopped. I began and started singing 'The taste of your p***, I'm lovin that, your toxic bum is slippin through that!'. Everyone was looking at me like I was some idiot, and when I went back to University, everyone would laugh at me! - Submitted by: Sexy1
With the taste of your lips, I wanna ride.
Your toxic hand slipping on my thigh.
With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride.
You're toxic, I'm slipping under.
The Story: The bit where she says 'slipping under' is kind of a transition to the next line, which is why I may have thought the line was longer than it actually is. I thought that the words I wrote in the misquoted bit were the actual words; I mean, it makes sense kind of! Only found out today reading through a lyrics site. - Submitted by: Vin Barbarino
With the taste of your lips, I'm on a high
Your toxic c**'s slipping under.
With a taste of your lips, I’m on a ride
You’re toxic, I’m slipping under.
The Story: No matter what lyrics I read to get what this song really says, my mind always interprets the words wrongly. - Submitted by: Ashley Mitchell
You're a c***s***er.
You're toxic.
The Story: Riding on a noisy school bus, I was listening to the song and tried to tell my boyfriend over the noise that the songs about him, he's toxic(meaning he smells bad). But he thought I called him the nasty word, and had no idea why I would say that. He had never heard the song before. - Submitted by: Jennifer
Your toxic bum's sticking out there.
You're toxic, I'm slipping under.
The Story: My daughter's interpretation of her favorite Britney Spears song. - Submitted by: Denise
Your toxic gun, slip it under.
You're toxic, I'm slipping under.
The Story: Heard it when I was out doing Modern Jive dancing and dancing with a man who was not of my acquaintance. It made me blush! - Submitted by: Deanna
I know you watch me when I'm prancin'
When I farted with my friends
I can feel your lies behind my back, baby
I have Hanes on me, baby don't you see?
I could wear anything you dream of, but I gotta feel free.
I know you watch me when I'm dancin'
When I party with me friends
I can feel your eyes on my back, baby
I can't have no chains around me, baby can't you see?
I could be anything you dream of, but I gotta feel free.
The Story: I was at my friend Kaylee house and her little sister was playing this album and this song came on. Now I'm not in any way a fan of Britney, so I had never heard most of these songs. I don't know why but for some reason I could have sworn she was talking about her underwear, so of course I had to shout 'Why the h*** is she talking about her underwear?!' Needless to say, Kaylee's sister was very amused(especially after she showed me the correct lyrics). - Submitted by: Sari
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