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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Bif Naked's, "I Love Myself Today"
The Misheard Lyrics:
In a chatroom full of lemons, I'm a lime.
The Real Lyrics:
In a chatroom full of lovers on the line
The Story: I didn't even think it was that strange a lyric for her to put into a song ... I mean, have you heard her poem tracks?! - Submitted by: Meg
Bif Naked's, "I Love Myself Today"
The Misheard Lyrics:
In a chatroom full of lovers, I'm a lion.
The Real Lyrics:
With a chatroom full of lovers on the line.
The Story: Oddly enough, I was introduced to this song by a friend who met his lover in a chatroom. No lions were involved, sorry to say. - Submitted by: Yelena E.
Bif Naked's, "Tango Shoes"
The Misheard Lyrics:
See my sixty mannish looking horses.
The Real Lyrics:
See my sexy metamorphosis.
The Story: I love Bif Naked! She has such an odd sense of humour! I was listen to this with my friend and she said ' That most be a lot of manure to clean up!' I was like ' Did you take to many cough drops again?' 'No silly' she says,'Bif said she had sixty mannish looking horses!' So after a few chuckles I thought what was Bif Saying? So I went on line and found my answer! - Submitted by: Dark Avatar

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