Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ziggy Stardust that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And so he bitched about his fans
Until they crushed his sweet hands.
And so we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
He was a loaded man
They came on so loaded, man
Like a leather massage
Like a leper messiah
Like a leather messiah
Like a leper messiah
Like a leather missile
Like a leper messiah
Like a leopard messiah.
Like a leper messiah.
Like a leopard missile
Like a leper messiah
Like a lethal messiah.
Like a leper messiah
Making love to a seagull
Making love with his ego
Making love to his eagle
Making love with his ego
Making love to his seagull.
Making love to his ego.
Making love to his seagull.
Making love with his ego.
Making love to mosquitoes
Making love with his ego
Apparently a lot of people heard these alternate lyrics and were confused by them.
Making love with a seagull
Making love with his ego
Making love with gazebos
Making love with his ego
Making love with his Siegel
Making love with his ego
Making love with his Zego
Making love with his ego
Making love with his eagle
Making love with his ego
Making love with his eagle
Making love with his ego
Making love with mosquitos
Making love with his ego
Making love with the seagull
Making love with his ego
Making love with the tea girl
Making love with his ego
So we blintzed around his band
and showed the crushes we had.
So we bitched about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
Well Harlem's no white town.
Well-hung and snow-white tan.
Well hung and so white tanned.
Well hung and snow white tan.
Ziggy played the times,
driving us that we were voodoo,
the bitch wins his class,
he was canast,
with God given ass
Ziggy played for time,
jiving us that we were voodoo,
the kids were just crass,
he was the nazz,
with God given ass