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Ain't that the weather?
Ain't nothing better
But just look at the swollen arm
But just look at us holding on
But just look at the swollen nun
But just look at us holding on
Hey, master bater!
Ain't nothin' better.
Just look at a scalded nun.
Just look at us holding on.
Just look at the scolded Nun
Just look at us holding on
Look at the scalded nun.
But just look at us holding on.
Look how far we've come now, David.
Look how far we've come, my baby.
Looks like I ate it
Looks like we made it
Looks like a lady
Looks like we made it
Looks like we mated.
Looks like we made it.
Mama took the long way.
We might've took the long way.
They said, 'I'm gay, they'll never make it'
They said, 'I'll bet they'll never make it'
They said, 'In our bed, we'll never make it'.
They said, 'I bet they'll never make it'.
They said, 'Oy vey, they'll never make it'
They said, 'I bet they'll never make it'
You'll never make it,
but just look at the scolded nun
You'll never make it,
but just look at us holding on
You're still the I'd p**s good-night.
You're still the one I'd kiss goodnight.
You're still the woman I love.
You're still the one that I love.
Your still the one, I want four eyes.
You're still the one I want for life.
Ain't nothing better
We'd be the odds together
Ain't nothing better
We beat the odds together
Ain't that feel better?
Ain't nothing better
But just look at us scoldin' 'em
But just look at us holdin' on
Just look at the scalded gnome
But just look at us holding on
Just look at the sordid nun.
Just look at us holding on.
My mother took the wrong way
We might have took the long way
We beat the Oz together
We beat the odds together
We knew we'd get there Sunday
We knew we'd get there someday
You're still the one I want to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want around
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
You're still the one-eyed kiss goodnight
You're still the one I kiss goodnight