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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for You Are Not Alone that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And leave my world so gold
Original Lyrics:
And leave my world so cold
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And virgins are the best.
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I kneed your hams
I'll will eat your candy yams.
I'll will eat your candy yams.
Original Lyrics:
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin.
Then forever can begin.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
But first I need your head
Then forever can begin
Then forever can begin
Original Lyrics:
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin
Then forever can begin
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day I sit and ask Marcel
How did he slip away?
How did he slip away?
Original Lyrics:
Every day I sit and ask myself
How did it slip away?
How did it slip away?
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I'll stop being alone
Original Lyrics:
Gotta stop being alone
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear your prayers
Of your presence I'm aware
Of your presence I'm aware
Original Lyrics:
I can hear your prayers
Your burdens I will bear
Your burdens I will bear
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
More than I come running, yeah
And girls, you know how I'm feeling
I'll be waiting
And girls, you know how I'm feeling
I'll be waiting
Original Lyrics:
Whisper three words then I'll come running, yeah
And girl, you know that I'll be there
I'll be there
And girl, you know that I'll be there
I'll be there
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone bus bus in my head and said
Original Lyrics:
Something whispers in my ear and says
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone tell me why the bi*ch had to go and leave my world so cold
Original Lyrics:
Someone tell me why did you have to go and leave my world so cold
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone tell me why
The ditch had to go
The ditch had to go
Original Lyrics:
Someone tell me why
Did you have to go
Did you have to go
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ted Turner, I will bear
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear
Reminder: the word "Are" in titles must be capitalized because it's a present-tense verb, a form of "to be". All verb words must be capitalized in titles.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I alone.
Original Lyrics:
You are not alone.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I alone
Original Lyrics:
You are not alone
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my award
or
You are my reward
or
You are my reward
Original Lyrics:
You are not alone
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are not belonged here.
Original Lyrics:
You are not alone.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never said goodbye
Someone turned into wine.
Someone turned into wine.
Original Lyrics:
You never said goodbye
Someone tell me why.
Someone tell me why.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your boogers are disgusting
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your burgers all the best
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your burgers are delicious
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your burgers are delicious
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your burgers are the best.
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bare.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your burgers are the best
For thirst I need a can
Macarena can begin
For thirst I need a can
Macarena can begin
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin
Editor's note: This song came out roughly around the same time as the original release of "Macarena" (mid-1995).
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your burgers are the best
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will BEAR (not “bare”)
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your burgers are the best
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your burgers are the best
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear.
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your burgers are the best
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear
Michael Jackson's, "You Are Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your curtains I will wear
Original Lyrics:
Your burdens I will bear
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