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99 to you, baby
Would I lie to you, baby?
Beep Beep, I'll make it, make it.
Believe me, I'll make it, make it.
Believe me - I'm naked naked
or
Believe me - Oh Megan Megan
Believe me - I'll make it make it
Believe me, I'm naked, naked.
Believe me, I'll make it, make it.
Everybody's got their history
On every page of history
Everybody's got their history
On every page a mystery
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Goodnight to you baby, goodnight to you
Would I lie to you baby, would I lie to you?
I hid my heart behind the bed you know.
I've hidden my heart behind the bedroom door.
I'm makin' bacon.
I'll make it, make it.
I've heard my heart behind the bed window.
I've hidden my heart behind the bedroom door.
I've hidden my hand behind the bedroom door.
I've hidden my heart behind the bedroom door.
I've hidden my head behind the bedroom door.
I've hidden my heart behind the bedroom door.
I've himma hamma hammahe no more.
I've hidden my heart behind the bedroom door.
I've packed my bags, I've peed the floor
I've packed my bags, I've cleaned the floor
In this heart of mind
In this heart of mine
Look into my ass
Can't you see they're open what
Borderline to you baby
Borderline to you
Look into my eyes
Can't you see they're open wide
Would I lie to you, baby?
Would I lie to you?
Look into my eyes can you see their broken lines,
would I lie to you baby?
Look into my eyes can't you see they're open wide,
would I lie to you baby?
Look into my eyes
Can't you see they're old and white
Put a light to me baby
Put a light to me
Look into my eyes
Can't you see they're open wide
Would I lie to you, baby?
Would I lie to you?
Look into my nose
Can't you see those juicy crows?
Would I lie to you, baby?
Look into my eyes
Can't you see they're open wide?
Would I lie to you, baby?
Ooh la la to ya, baby!
Would I lie to you, baby?
Ooh la la to you baby, ooh la la to you.
Would I lie to you, baby, would I lie to you?
Put a knife in you, baby.
Would I lie to you, baby?
Relieve me - I'm naked, naked.
Believe me - I'll make it, make it.
Tuna fish, no description
or
To your face, no distinction
To your face, no deception
Walkin' out the cow.
Walkin' out the door.
Wood-a-la to you baby, wood-a-la to you
Would I lie to you baby, would I lie to you?
Wooden hat to you, baby, wooden hat to you
Would I lie to you, baby, would I lie to you
Woody Allen to you, baby, Woody Allen to you.
Would I lie to you, baby, would I lie to you.
Woody lied to you, baby, Woody lied to you.
Would I lie to you, baby, would I lie to you.
An' look at my erection
An' look in my direction
Hold the line to me baby
Hold the line to me
Would I lie to you, baby?
Would I lie to you?
I've packed my fags
I've packed my bags
Considering they're British, they probably meant cigarettes!
In this part of mind
or
In this part of mine
In this heart of mine
Move around to you
Would I lie to you?
Notify to me, baby
Would I lie to you, baby?
Snow White for you, baby
Would I lie to you, baby?
Water rides to me, baby
Water rides to me
Would I lie to you, baby?
Would I lie to you?
Whoopi on the door
Walking on the door
You can read my diarrhea in every line
You can read my diary - you're in every line
Fool around with you
Would I lie to you?
Mow the lawn for me, baby
Would I lie to you, baby?
Overtime for you
Would I lie to you?
Would I write to you, baby?
Would I lie to you, baby?