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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Woman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all, I'm forever in your den.
Original Lyrics:
After all, I'm forever in your debt.
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all, it is written in the stars
Original Lyrics:
After all, it is written in the start
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all, it is written in this song.
Original Lyrics:
After all, it is written in the stars.
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And woman, hold me close to your heart
However distant don't keep us apart
After all, it is written on your a*se
However distant don't keep us apart
After all, it is written on your a*se
Original Lyrics:
And woman, hold me close to your heart
However distant don't keep us apart
After all, it is written in the stars
However distant don't keep us apart
After all, it is written in the stars
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Far than the other half of the sky
Original Lyrics:
For the other half of the sky
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
For showing me the beaning of excess
Original Lyrics:
For showing me the meaning of success
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgot the money - stop!
Original Lyrics:
For the other half of the sky
This is the spoken part of the song in the intro.
Neneh Cherry's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
In this Scottish land that delivered me.
Original Lyrics:
In this godless land that delivered me.
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
On behalf of myself
Original Lyrics:
For the other half of the sky
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the wings of a shot
Original Lyrics:
For the other half of the sky
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman, I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at my thoughtless mess
After all I'm forever and a day
My mixed emotions at my thoughtless mess
After all I'm forever and a day
Original Lyrics:
Woman, I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness
After all I'm forever in your debt
My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness
After all I'm forever in your debt
John Lennon's, "Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Womxn I can hardly express
The feminists' idioticness
The feminists' idioticness
Original Lyrics:
Woman I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness
My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness
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