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ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
A big d*** or a small
A big thing or a small
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
A big screen for us all
A big thing or a small
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
A sign of victory
Puts a crux in me
OR
Puts a cross in me.
Beside the victory
That's her destiny.
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
A victim or it's small
A big thing or a small
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
A victory for the small
The winner takes it all.
A big thing or a small
The winner takes it all.
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
An invitation to all
The winner takes it all
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
And someone weed down here.
and someone way down there.
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
Evolution
Has to follow.
And one loses,
Has to fall.
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
I was in your a***.
I was in your arms.
Abba's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
I was in your arse
I was in your arms
Abba's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
It seems for any sake why should I complain?
It's simple and it's plain. Why should I complain?
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
No more race to play
No more ace to play
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
Spectators of the Shah
Always stay in love.
Spectators of the show,
Always staying low.
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
Spectators of the chawl
Spectators of the show
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
Spectators of the show, Always stay alarmed
Spectators of the show, Always staying low.
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
The girls may throw a dice
or
The guys may throw a dice
The gods may throw a dice
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
The guards may throw a dice
The gods may throw a dice
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
The loser's standing tall
The loser's standing small
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
The wind that takes it all.
The winner takes it all.
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
The wind that takes it all
The winner takes it all.
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
The winner sucks his ball
The winner takes it all.
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes It All"
The winner tapes it all.
The winner takes it all.
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes it All"
So the sinner makes it all, and the boozer has to fall
So the winner, takes it all, and the loser has to fall
ABBA's,
"The Winner Takes it All"
The winner takes it all
The loser sits and falls.
The winner, takes it all
The loser has to fall.