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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Weekend that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
SZA's, "The Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
My man is your man, her that's her man too.
Original Lyrics:
My man is, my man is your man, heard that's her man too.
X Japan's, "Week End"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've nothing to loose
(Tonight) I shot you ahead.
(Tonight) I shot you ahead.
Original Lyrics:
I've nothing to lose
(Love me 'til the end) except your heart.
(Love me 'til the end) except your heart.
Black Eyed Peas', "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big machines and razor blades
Original Lyrics:
Smoke machines and laser rays
Black Eyed Peas', "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fake machines and roller blades
Original Lyrics:
Smoke machines and laser rays
X-Japan's, "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've nothing to do
(Love me 'til the end)
Except your hair.
(Love me 'til the end)
Except your hair.
Original Lyrics:
I've nothing to lose
(Love me 'til the end)
Except your heart.
(Love me 'til the end)
Except your heart.
Janet Jackson's, "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' music, silk deejays
Fart machines and razor blades.
Fart machines and razor blades.
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' music, slick deejays
Fog machines and laser rays.
Fog machines and laser rays.
Janet Jackson's, "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping music slitting chains
Frog machines and laser rays.
Frog machines and laser rays.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping music, slick deejays
Fog machines and laser rays.
Fog machines and laser rays.
Janet Jackson's, "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping music, slick deejays
Fart machines and razor blades.
Fart machines and razor blades.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping music, slick deejays
Fog machines and laser rays.
Fog machines and laser rays.
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love in the room once more
I want it at the post and not at heart
or
Love ain't a rumour small
I'm only at the post and not apart.
I want it at the post and not at heart
or
Love ain't a rumour small
I'm only at the post and not apart.
Original Lyrics:
Love in a woman's heart
I want it at the whole and not a part.
I want it at the whole and not a part.
Scooter's, "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
P'on the mic
I'm the noodle
The destination is Zulu
I'm the noodle
The destination is Zulu
Original Lyrics:
P'on the mic
I'm the Voodoo
The destination is Zulu
I'm the Voodoo
The destination is Zulu
Scooter's, "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on the mic you can suck me
Original Lyrics:
P'on the mike you can't stop me
Scooter's, "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange kind of feeling when its more than a blow
Usin' internets and when I give you porn.
Usin' internets and when I give you porn.
Original Lyrics:
Strange that this feeling grows more and more
'Cause I've never loved someone like you before.
'Cause I've never loved someone like you before.
X-Japan's, "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can, we can, we can
I'm like a mighty sand.
I'm like a mighty sand.
Original Lyrics:
Weekend, weekend, weekend
I'm at my wit's end.
I'm at my wit's end.
Scooter's, "Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
What are lyrical sects
Ice the vaginal tracts
Ice the vaginal tracts
Original Lyrics:
Want a lyrical sex
Ice the platinum tech
Ice the platinum tech
Sounds painful.
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