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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> W -> Wednesday Morning, 3 a.m.
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Wednesday Morning, 3 a.m. that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Wednesday Morning, 3 a.m."
Misheard Lyrics:
For twenty-five dollars and pieces of silver
I held up and robbed her heart, flicker stone.
I held up and robbed her heart, flicker stone.
Original Lyrics:
For twenty-five dollars and pieces of silver
I held up and robbed a hard liquor store.
I held up and robbed a hard liquor store.
Simon And Garfunkel's, "Wednesday Morning, 3am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I held up and robbed a hard knicker store.
Original Lyrics:
I held up and robbed a hard liquor store.
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