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Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
And fat mistakes, I've been abused,
I've had my shelfs and kids in my face but I've come through
And bad mistakes, I've made a few,
I've have my share of sand kicked in my face but I've come through
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
And we'll keep on farting 'til the end.
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
Be unattractive.
We are the champions.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
But I've shared my bed with Moses
And pleasured Jews.
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
But it's been no bed of roses
No flesh or bruise.
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
But it's been no better frozen
No pleasure cruise.
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
But it's no bed of roses
No flesh of cruel
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
Couldn't we just go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling?
Couldn't we just go on and on and on and on?
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
Got a pizza goin' on and on and on and on.
Couldn't we just go on and on and on and on?
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold.
On and on and on and on.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I bit my juice time after time.
I paid my dues time after time.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I brought you fame and fortune
And everything but gold with it
You brought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I consider it a challenge before the human race that I'd ever lose.
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race, and I ain't gonna lose.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I consider it a challenge for the whole human race, so I'll better lose.
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race, and I ain't gonna lose.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my sales van kicked in my face.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my share of bad kicks in my day
But I've gotten through
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my share of bad kittens'n my face
But I've come through.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through.
Teletubbies will take over the world someday. You'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my share of fat chicks in my bed
But I've come through.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my share of fat kids in my face
But I've come through.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my share of kicks in the pants
But I've come through.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my share of sad kicks in my face
But I've come through.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my share of shelves kicked in my face but I've come through
And the beat will go on and on and on and on
(Later)
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race and we are gonna lose
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face but I've come through
And we mean to go on and on and on and on
(Later)
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race and I ain't gonna lose
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my shellsuit kicked in my face
But I've come through.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my shouts and kicked in my face
or
I've had my shelves and kicks in my face but I've come through
or
I've had my shelves and kicks in my face but I've come through
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face but I've come through
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my sheriff's hand kicked in my face, but I've come through.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had my sheriffs, and kicked in my face.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had myself and my kids in my bed
but I've come through
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
but I've come through
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've had s*** kicked in my face
But I've gotten through.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've paid my Jews, time after time.
I've paid my dues, time after time.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've paid my Jews.
I've paid my dues.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've paid my juice.
I've paid my dues.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've taken my bowls
And my curtain cars.
I've taken my vows
And my curtain calls.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've taken my bows Had my Captain Corn
I've taken my vows And my curtain calls.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've taken my bows, and My cat and balls.
I've taken my bows, and my curtain calls
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've taken my bows
And my cut-in calls.
I've taken my vows
And my curtain calls.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
I've taken my vows and my cat and claws.
I've taken my bows and my curtain calls.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
It's been no bed of roses, no flesh or cruel
It's been no bed of roses. no pleasure cruise
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
No pressure cruels
No pleasure cruise
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
No time Fallujah
'Cause we are the champions.
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions.
This one's for our troops in Iraq.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
Nobody loses 'cause we are the champions.
No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
Ooga balooga
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
Opp Arr Balloppa
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
Pollution Pollution
No time for losing
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
Those are the losers and we are the champions
No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
Those are the losers, 'cause we are the champions.
No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
We are the Tempest.
We are the champions.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
We are the Tramp Gods.
We are the champions.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
We are the tampons, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the tampons. We are the tampons
No time for losers
'Cause we are the tampons of the world.
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions. We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
We are the tramp guns.
We are the champions.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
We are the trapguns.
We are the champions.
Queen's,
"We Are The Champions"
You baked me steaks, I ate a few.
And bad mistakes, I made a few.
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
And bad mistakes, I've made a few, I've have my share of fat chicks in bed But I've come through
And bad mistakes, I've made a few, I've have my share of sand kicked in my face But I've come through
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
And bad mistakes, I've made a few,
I've have my share of fat boys in my bed but I've come through
And bad mistakes, I've made a few,
I've have my share of sand kicked in my face but I've come through
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
And bad mistakes, I've made a few,
I've have my share of fat boys in my bed
But I've come through
And bad mistakes, I've made a few,
I've have my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
And bad mistakes, I've made a few,
I've have my share of fat chicks in bed
But I've come through
And bad mistakes, I've made a few,
I've have my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
And bad mistakes, I've made a few,
I've have my share of fat chicks in bed but I’ve come through
And bad mistakes, I've made a few,
I've have my share of sand kicked in my face but I've come through
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
And bake me steaks, I've made a few
And bad mistakes, I've made a few
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
And bake me steaks
And bad mistakes
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
And banned me skates
And bad mistakes
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
And fat mistakes, I've been abused,
I've had my shelfs and kids in my face
But I've come through
And bad mistakes, I've made a few,
I've have my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
And my captain calls
And my curtain calls
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
And we'll keep on farting to the air
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
But it's been no better frozen, no plate of crows
But it's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
Couldn't we just go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling?
And I need to go on and on and on and on
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
Doo duh Balloo duh
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
Got a pizza goin' on and on and on and on.
And I need to go on and on and on and on
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I ate my bones
And my curtain calls
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I consider a challenge before all you man raise
Am I gonna lose
I consider a challenge before all the human race
And I ain't gonna lose
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I consider it a challenge to be part of the human race,
And I'll never lose.
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race,
And I ain't gonna lose.
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've baked me steaks, I've made them for you
And bad mistakes, I've made a few
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've had my share of fat kids in my bed
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've had my share of fat kids in my face
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've had my share of shelves kicked in my face
But I've come through
And the beat will go on and on and on and on
(Later)
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And we are gonna lose
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through
And we mean to go on and on and on and on
(Later)
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've made me steaks
And bad mistakes
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've paid for my juice
I've paid my dues
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've taken my bows and my curtain cords
I've taken my bows and my curtain calls
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've taken my bows had my Captain Corn
I've taken my vows and my curtain calls
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've taken my vows and my kernel corn.
I've taken my bows and my curtain calls.
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've taken my vows
And my curtain calls
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've taken my vows
I've taken my bows
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
I've taken my vows
I've taken my bows
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
It's been no bed of roses, no flesh or cruel
It's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
Ludes are for losers, 'cause we are the champions
No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
No time for Hoosiers
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
No time for cruisers
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
No time for loosen 'cause we are the champions
No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
No time for smoothies
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
No time for users
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
Oota falootar 'cause we are the champions
No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
Poop on the losers
'Cause we are the champions... of the world!
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions... of the world!
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
Those are the losers
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
Those art the losers
or
Mozart for losers
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
Wallapaloosa, 'cause we are the champions
No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are Backyardigans, my friends
We are the champions, my friends
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the Champions of France.
We are the champions, my friends.
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the Claptons
We are the champions
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the Jeffersons, my friends
We are the champions, my friends
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the Jetsons
We are the champions
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the chairmen
We are the chairmen
No time for losers
'Cause we are the chairmen of the board
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the chalfonts, my fans
We are the champions, my friends
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fart'n to the end
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the champions
And we are the losers
We are the champions
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the chariots, my friends
We are the champions, my friends
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the tampons, my friends
We are the champions, my friends
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the tampons, we are the tampons
We are the champions, we are the champions
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
We are the trapguns, my friends
We are the champions, my friends
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
You guys are losers, for we are the champions of the world.
No time for losers,
'Cause we are the champions of the world.
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
You guys are losers,
For we are the champions of the world.
No time for losers,
'Cause we are the champions of the world.
Queen's,
"We Are the Champions"
Yuletide for losers, 'cause we aren't Christians.
No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions.
Queen's,
"We are the Champions"
No time for Hoosiers
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We are the Champions"
No time for cruisers
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We are the Champions"
No time for smoothies
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We are the Champions"
No time for users
No time for losers
Queen's,
"We are the Champions"
We are the Backyardigans, my friends
We are the champions, my friends
Queen's,
"We are the Champions"
We are the Jeffersons, my friends
We are the champions, my friends
Queen's,
"We are the Champions"
We are the Jetsons, my friends
We are the champions, my friends
Queen's,
"We are the Champions"
We are the Jetsons
We are the champions
Queen's,
"We are the Champions"
We are the chalfonts, my fans
We are the champions, my friends