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And the call-girls go, doo doo doo, doo ...
And the coloured girls go, doo doo doo, doo ...
Hey Babe, take a rock from the mudslide
Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side
In the bathroom, she was everybody's darling.
In the back room, she was everybody's darling.
Plugged her eyeballs on the way
Shaped her legs, then she was at sea
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs, then he was a she
Then I guess she had to crash.
Valium would have helped that ass.
Then I guess she had to crash.
Valium would have helped that bash.
I thought Lou said ass and the word was semi-censored.
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that b**ch.
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash.
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that dash.
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash.
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that fast.
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash.
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that vache
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
vache = French for cow
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that hash.
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash.
Being ironic? - that hash brought you down so far it made Valium seem like an upper???
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that pass.
Then, I guess she had to crash.
Val-i-um would have helped that bash.
F***ed her eyebrows on the way
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
And the chorus girls go, doo doo doo, doo ...
And the coloured girls go, doo doo doo, doo ...
And the cover girls go, doo, doo doo, doo doo . . .
And the colored girls go, doo, doo doo, doo doo . . .
But she never lost her bed
But she never lost her head
Holly came from Miami Chick-fil-A
Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.