Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Volcano that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Don't want to land in no bastard's face
Don't want to land in no Buzzards Bay
I don't know where I'm a gona go
When the bars get closed.
I don't know where I'm a gonna go
When the volcano blows.
I don't know where I'm a gonna go 'cause the Bible tells me so
I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows
I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the bartender closes.
I don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blows.
I don't know where I'm a gonna go when they bomb Canada.
I don't know where I'm-a gonna go when Vol-cano blows.
I don't know where I'm a gonna go
When the ball candle blows.
I don't know where I'm a gonna go
When the volcano blows.
I don't know where I'm gonna go when I bought a cantalope
I don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blows
I don't know where I'm-a gonna go
With this ball of cantalope
I don't know where I'm-a gonna go
When the volcano blow
I don't know where I'm-a gonna go when the wild people go
I don't know where I'm-a gonna go when Vol-cano blows
Mao Tse-Tung
Monsoon come
Summer smoke up in the sky
Sulphur smoke up in the sky